Quality Flogs! Stop Buying Shit!

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"Jamman" is a touchy subject, for good reason, so i'll keep this part short. With his/her quick departure there's a need for quality flogs to be written that will get you a maximum ROI.​

So here's the offer:​

Get 3 High Quality Flogs For 99 Dollars!
(OMFG i'm bringing back the big ass font; anyone who has read my other thread will quickly get the joke. Sorry WebFerret.)


Success on this forum can be defined in a few different ways.
  • You get good reviews from a ton of different people.​
  • Or you do such a good job with a handful of clients that they keep coming back for more.​
By achieveing the first point, which is no easy task, you make all your clients happy. But you don't give them the burning desire to order more; you simply satisfy them and they move on. (Sounds kind of like a good hooker, right?)​

But if you achieve the second, which I have done, than you make your current clients come back for more time and time again. And you actually build a bond, an interest, and an unique style of writing just for them.

Go check out my last thread:​


Notice how the last post was on the 31st? That's because since then i've had many of my previous clients, from that thread, come back asking me to write them flogs, e-books, and even more articles​

I actually turned down 30-50 job offers just to make sure I would over deliver with my current clients.​

Flogs Are a Tricky Thing to Write...

For articles you simply put three solid bullet points together and your done.​

But with flogs you need to reach a deeper, subconscious, level. You need to reach out and tickle the imagination and get your reader inspired, get them involved, and most of all get them sold.

You Have To Know What The Hell Your Doing...

I bet you think i'm going to go on some long rant about how your writer has to know what the fuck they're doing when writing a flog.

Well that's true...​

But you have to know what the fuck your doing, too!​

In my last thread I made it very clear that I didn't want to work with you if you didn't know what you were doing and if you weren't going to make an insane ROI with your articles.​

That's why almost all the posters in my previous thread have over 500 posts and are, without a doubt, making the monies online!​

They knew my articles were expensive, but they also knew that they'd pay off big time.​

The same thing applys to flogs; except you'll make much more!​

How Much Are You Planning to Make With Your Flogs?

A hundred dollars a day? Two hundred? A thousand?​

How much will a flog that coverts 50% better than your old one make you every day than?​

A lot? Probably.​

I Don't Need To Sell Myself...

In fact if you are a serious affiliate marketer than I should already be sold.​

You should be PM'ing me right now.​

Here's the deal; I only want to help you if you are going to make money off of my work. (Because than you won't come back to me complaining about how you don't know how to use my amazing flog.)​

I turned down countless jobs from my last thread, atleast 30-50 of them.​

I only took on the people who had high post counts that I thought would put the articles to good use. And that's exactly what they did.​

One guy e-mailed me just the other day telling me how much happier his clients were with the e-book I made him to replace his old one.​

How You Should Use My Flogs...

In case you didn't get the hint before; you should GTFO if you aren't a serious affiliate marketer.​

But if your still reading than here's an idea as to how you should use these flogs: you should order all three flogs about the same product so you can split test the three and see what flog converts best.​

(I'm sure a few people reading already thought of that.)

Each one will be written in different styles to ensure you truly get the maximum ROI possible.​

The Scary FTC!

Again the serious affiliate marketer will say something like, "I don't give a fuck about the FTC."​

But in case you're worried about the FTC raping you and burning your home down read this:​

I'm currently writing flogs for a company, a company who does millions a year, a company you've all heard off.​

If your at all smart you'll figure out atleast the type of company i'm talking about.​

(I'll see if one of they're people wants to drop by and leave a testimonial, but i'm sure they probably won't want to. And i'm also sure they didn't want me to say they're doing flogs.)​

Hint: It might be seen as a confict of intrest.​

If this company, who already does millions a year, isn't worried about the FTC than why should you be?

As you read the next few sections you'll see why my flogs aren't easily detected and cannot, if you hide the register/who is etc, be proven to be "illegal" or unethical.

My Style...

My flog style is a little different than most out there. And that's why big companies and indivuals making bank are getting me to write them flogs.

They realize the consumer, thanks to the news etc, are getting smarter about this whole shopping and buying on the internet.​

They're now almost trained to go out and search stuff like "Cpa offer scam". (Fill in "cpa offer" with the cpa offer name.)​

To avoid this happening, and to avoid them finding out that they just almost bought a shitty "product", you have to build a strong bond and trust before even letting them know what the product is!​

This is tricky since most people have the attention span of a raccoon these days; but it's not impossible by any means.​

I write my flogs as a story; a story that let's people into my world and shows them exactly why I was so upset with my brown teeth, fat ass, terrible skin, or kidney stones.​

They feel my pain and they sympathize, but most of all they become scared of becoming like myself.

When you fill people with fear, especially fear of what may happen, they'll buy.​

And that's exactly what I do. (Sneaky, right?)​

Your Traffic=Perfect

When I first started working on these flogs I noticed people were mainly using them for PPV or the content network of Google etc and they were seeing amazing benefits from my flogs. (Compared to the previous flog they used.)​

And they had no idea why.

It's simple. Most people that see your offer now, through PPV or the content network, don't have bad teeth, or a fat ass, or kidney stones.​

Or so they think...​

The reason my flogs convert so well is because I make people think, even though I have no idea who the fuck they are, that they are fat and that they should be afraid of how fat they'll become.​

I make them realize just how easy it is to get brown teeth, or to get kidney stones.​

Even though the people don't have the problem yet doesn't mean they won't buy your shit.


I Bet You Just Had A Fucking Big Ah-Ha Moment...

The last few paragraphs really let you in on the biggest secret to my flogs. And the biggest reason to why they do so well.​

Most flog writers, if you can even find any, just give you the benfits and the reason why you should buy.​

Sure that's great; but without the fear why should anyone buy?​

If your fat, you know it.​

If Joe looks in the mirror every day he'll observe the fact that he's fat. But Joe usually won't do anything about it.​

Just like almost everybody else he'll just go on with life until his doctor tells him he'll die if he doesn't drop fifty pounds.​

That fear of droping dead makes Joe take massive action and makes him buy whatever the hell will help him lose weight.​

Make sense?

I'm Finally Done...

Yeah, I know this has been a long post but I hope it's been worth it.​

I hope i've opened your eyes, just a little, to why you need a great flog that's done the right way.​

If you have any questions just PM me.​

Again I want to add that if you have less than a hundred posts or if you aren't making a ton of money than please don't waste my time.​

I have no reason to talk to you because I only want to help the people who know what the fuck they're doing.​

Thanks,

Eric​
 


P.S- I actually do love writing; it's something i'm really passionate about. For me it's fun to right flogs, articles not so much. I love exercising my creative muscle and finding out what makes people buy.

If for some reason you don't like my flog or if they just aren't doing it for you. I'll make another one, however you like it, free of charge.

P.P.S- I know this was a long post, please refrain from telling me and looking like an asshole.

My posts are long so that I don't have to answer the same question a thousand times.

P.P.P.S- If you've read all the way down here, without skipping any parts, that's pretty impressive.
 
After writing all that I can't believe I forgot the other pricing! lol

For one it's $40...

For two it's $70...

For three it's $99...

There's no huge savings, I know. But quality flogs are worth their price in gold. ;)

Thanks!

Eric
 
Actually that's not true at all.

Sometimes a spelling and/or grammer mistake can boost conversions.

Thanks for being an asshole though. :)

Eric

P.S- Try writing over 10,000 characters without a spelling/grammer error.

I read in an ebook once that proper grammar makes people buy. ;)
 
Lol, I really hope I didn't come off arrogant.

I'm simply confident; remember your the one paying me and i'm the one doing all the work.

So I have no right, at all, to be arrogant. :)

But as for your question I really don't want to give one away. Maybe to someone with more posts. (No offense.)

But I've gotten a lot of PM's from people wanting flogs done so by tomorrow you should be seeing testimonials.

So just wait a bit to make your choice. :)

Eric
 
Yes, there's samples for people here that have postive rep, lots of posts, and seem like people i'd like to help.

Sorry, you don't qualify.

Eric
 
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