Punching IRL Spammers in the face

[webDOMinator]

You know those people who come up to your door with offers and shit, and won't let you get a word in edgewise while they are blabbing away about whatever bullshit that you never wanted, but they think for some strange reason that you need it....

That just happened to me, just now while I was in the middle of writing some code.... Ever just want to punch those people in the face?

'course, then there's lawsuits and cops and shit... where's the IRL spam blocker when you need it?

 

[amateursurgeon]

There is a very effective IRL spam blocker.

It's called answering the door with no pants on.

 

[webDOMinator]

There is a very effective IRL spam blocker.

It's called answering the door with no pants on.

ROFLcakes, hahahahahaha. Never thought of that one. I have thought of getting a rot or pitbull to post up at my door.

wow, I loled for real, hahahaha:

*spammer knocks
*you answer the door pantsless smelling of last night's booze
*spammer looks you up and down with a weird face
*you invite him in to get more comfortable
*spammer decides it's best to leave

 

[Andrew Scherer]

Nobody wants to hear about the nerdrage you got when someone tried to sell you something.

This is a marketing forum motherfucker. Remember?

 

[HarveyJ]

It's called "owning a 40kg dog".

I'm biased when I say this, but get a ChowChow cross breed. They have awesome personalities and make good friends.

Chow purebreds are huge, but they look to cute to be menacing.

Crossed with a German Shepard, and they look like lions

Crossed with wolves, they become "Eurasiers"

 

[kingofsp]

Set up some sort of surveillance at your front door so you don't have to get up to see who it is. If it's some random motherfucker, don't answer. Easy peasy.

 

[Bombastic]

You know those people who come up to your door with offers and shit, and won't let you get a word in edgewise while they are blabbing away about whatever bullshit that you never wanted, but they think for some strange reason that you need it.... ?

Take hold of the situation. Just close the door on them, mid-sentence, who cares? If you get a telemarketing call, just hang up on them while they're talking. You're not obligated to let them take up your time, but it's they're job to try so you just can't let them.

 

[PhillipMarlow]

This dog operates at +5 mana

It's called "owning a 40kg dog".

I'm biased when I say this, but get a ChowChow cross breed. They have awesome personalities and make good friends.

Chow purebreds are huge, but they look to cute to be menacing.

Crossed with a German Shepard, and they look like lions

Crossed with wolves, they become "Eurasiers"

 

[WhatupG]

Sell them some berries.

Tell them how much more money they could be making posting links on scroogle.

 

[guerilla]

This dog operates at +5 mana

Dogs are like Serra Angels. They can attack without tapping.

 

[papajohn56]

ROFLcakes, hahahahahaha. Never thought of that one. I have thought of getting a rot or pitbull to post up at my door.

did you seriously just say "roflcakes"? gtfo