Im making dinner and watching tv at the same time.. I start cutting up some serrano peppers not giving a single fuck.. I chop up around 4, reach for a glass of water then quickly rinse my hands to go take a piss.. I take the normal pisser pull my cock out release, fart, spit, flush, then rinse hands.. i'm now back in the kitchen i grab a couple tomatoes and onions start chopping those bad bitches up when i suddenly feel my dick to slowly but surely burn.. ignored for about 30 seconds till i realized wtf i just did so i panicked, ran to the bathroom grabbed a shirt wet it and attempted to rub the capsaicin off mi cock.. Mistake, water activated it and made it 10 times worse.. at this time my dick feels like i have the clap and i I'm running like a fucking monkey with my dick flapping everywhere.. so i ran to the fridge and grabbed the vanilla yogurt (survival instinct) jumped in the tub and poured the whole 32 ounce vanilla goodness on my cock.. it felt amazing.. It definitely felt better but there was a mild sensation on my peenor for the next hour or so...
so heres a tip from your uncle whyyo.
If your gonna cut some spicy shit wear gloves or wash hands throughly for a couple minutes..
if you grab your cock like my dumbass pour some yogurt on it, you're welcome.
pour yogourt on your dick for no reason have your girl eat it off.. you're welcome
so heres a tip from your uncle whyyo.
If your gonna cut some spicy shit wear gloves or wash hands throughly for a couple minutes..
if you grab your cock like my dumbass pour some yogurt on it, you're welcome.
pour yogourt on your dick for no reason have your girl eat it off.. you're welcome
