Pound a Preggo Prostitute for $

Jondoe0069

Jondoe0069

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She's pretty hot, but WTF? Poor kid. There's no way he/she doesn't eventually find out about it. Imagine the search technology that will be available when that little shit starts using the Internet!

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The Incredibly Gorgeous BunnyBabes House Girls!

I'm not gonna lie though; I would probably fuck her pregnant ass.
 


I remember an interview where some guy was actually stupid enough to think that banging a pregnant chick means you're also getting head from the kid.

Man, I feel sorry for the guy thats gona finally cause her water to break all over his crotch, more so for the kid when you gota remind him how many different guys jizzed on his fetal home.
 
blueRAP said:
Looks like somebody has already started shopping before ASW.
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I lol'd.

papajohn56 said:
should've completed the alliteration:

Pound a Preggo Prostitute for Pennies
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I just realized I used the word preggo. I hate when people use that word. I think I only did because the image was called pregobanner.gif. Fuck.

Anyway, I already tried using pennies, but she had a doctors' note that said no heavy lifting until after the baby is born and $900 in pennies is pretty heavy. I didn't want Dennis' Workman's Comp rates to go up either or he might start exploiting the girls for a bigger cut. That wouldn't be fair to the baby as it seems like it will have a very bright future!
 
You can still pound from the back. Not to mention, you can fill up the tank with a nice creamer without worrying about pregnancy.
 
I think this is the chick from the Stern show. They debated having her ride the Sybian, but decided it was too weird in the end.
 
kblessinggr said:
I remember an interview where some guy was actually stupid enough to think that banging a pregnant chick means you're also getting head from the kid.

Man, I feel sorry for the guy thats gona finally cause her water to break all over his crotch, more so for the kid when you gota remind him how many different guys jizzed on his fetal home.
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I may have just found a new signature quote. "Jizzed on his fetal home" is fucking classic.

Oh and not that any of you even remotely want to know this, but I banged my wife 3 days before we went to the hospital to deliver. Her OB said getting some sperm up there near the cervix helps it to soften up and helps get labor started.

I told the OB fuck the sperm shit.. I get in there so deep that I'll just jack hammer away at that cervix until the dam breaks.
 
efeezy said:
Oh and not that any of you even remotely want to know this, but I banged my wife 3 days before we went to the hospital to deliver. Her OB said getting some sperm up there near the cervix helps it to soften up and helps get labor started.
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I can concur with this statement.

Also some women, as uncomfortable as it may be, are actually quite horny during the third trimester.
 
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