Petroleum jelly for masturbation

[robjonez]

Previously I have used a number of lubes(Soap, Hair Tonic, oils etc) for masturbation but I can honestly say that petroleum jelly is best of all.

First of all due to PJ I can hold it much longer so the happy moments can last long.
PJ doesn't dry up. You only need a very tiny amount and will last for atleast two hours. (unlike other lotions,oils and hair tonics which dry up very quickly)
Rumor has it it is good for the skin of your dick.
If you have better alternative I am open to suggestions. But I am just saying if you haven't tried this yet you better do it.
PJ takes the masturbation sansation to a whole new level.

 

[dreamache]

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[galacon]

How about some of that good old BAN "sansation", Elvis?

 

[SideGeek]

You need some PJ for this thread as well brother, cause your happy moments in this thread isn't going to last very long.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Have you tried your mother's mouth? That's what a lot of us use to masturbate.

 

[Jizzlobber]

Your mom keeps a jar in the basement. Wait...

 

[skohh]

Rob, I was just thinking the other day... Did you know, you could always try to talk to your mom about this, she might want to help?

 

[erect]

 

[cheshire]

 

[galacon]

AND IT'S I2E FOR THE WIN.

CYA, FUCKFACE.

/thread.

 

[Reive]

What if you jerk off too vigorous and the petroleum catches fire due to the friction.

 

[2yl From WF]

What if you jerk off too vigorous and the petroleum catches fire due to the friction.

I fucking laughed out loud.

 

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