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That's about all there is to say. If you need content, then take advantage of this shit because it likely will never happen again.
Thank you and may you have a pleasant and profitable Tuesday afternoon.
I'm in need of a bit of extra money for this past months bills, so my inconvenience equals your pleasure!
Any orders placed today will be subject to a 25% off discount of my already discounted rates of $3.00 per 100 words. Yes, seriously!
That's about all there is to say. If you need content, then take advantage of this shit because it likely will never happen again.
Thank you and may you have a pleasant and profitable Tuesday afternoon.