I think I need to create an entire website around this shit, and get it to go viral. Now the question comes, how can I get a computer voice sounding like her so we can just make her say whatever we want, followed by "Well, I have one. Just click the link over here". Make your own Mehta on crack, I tell you...
No, seriously, this has got me thinking.
People love stuff that takes the piss on really poorly done shit like this.
Start out with your cartoon talking head pimping your affiliate links. People will go to them to see if they're real (like how people went to PetsOvernight.com after hearing ads for it on the radio in GTA3). Just to make it not an obvious piece of spam, you just get her to say weirder and weirder shit.