Offensive Jokes

[Dwight Schrute]

I'll start with a classic:

So there's a plane halfway to its destination when suddenly they start going down.

Flight attendant gets on the intercom: "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen we are having some issues with the plane, and have to get rid of a few passengers... I'm so sorry but it's the only way. I'm going to go down the alphabet to be fair.

Okay are there any Africans on board? No? What about black people? No..? Okay, colored folk.

Pewep: Mama ain't we Africans, black, and colored?

Pewep's Mom: Not today son, today we're niggers, we're gonna let the Mexicans go first.

Pewep: Looks towards .Hack and says "haha!"

.Hack: I don't know what your laughing at nigger, today I'm a wetback!

 

[monies]

1/10

 

[matt101]

If you too were there on plane, then it was your name to come up next!

 

[IceToEskimos]

a white man, a black man, a Hispanic man, and an Asian man all went into a bar...











































they had a lovely evening.

 

[warling]

I once told a chemistry joke........












There was no reaction.

 

[bigot]

 

[galacon]

What's worse than french-kissing your grandmother?



















































Licking The Sweat Off Her Back While You Fuck Her Doggy-Style.

Go.

 

[mattlock25]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?



































The holocaust

 

[ShadowCaster]

^ that's my favorite party joke, lol.

9/10 people enjoy gang rapes.

 

[Leemoor]

How do you know your sister is on her period?































Your fathers dick tastes like blood

 

[dmnEPC]

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

















Take your foot off his head

 

[dmnEPC]

How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white chick?











Throw them a basketball


3 things a negro can't get?









Black eye
Fat lip
Job

 

[xRAPx]

Why are black people so fast? Because for the first nine months of their lives they were dodging a coat hanger

 

[skohh]

You guys are so racist, here is some clean humor.

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

I have 5 apples and Jamaal stole 3.





What color is Jamaal?

 

[dmnEPC]

What do you call 10000 African Americans falling from a plane?


Night



What do you call 10000 African Americans at the bottom of ocean?


A good start




What don't African Americans take aspirin ?

They won't pick the cotton out of bottle





How do you get a African American out of a tree?


Cut the rope



Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?

So it's easier to pick the lettuce


Why do Mexicans get those little steering wheels?

So they can drive with their handcuffs on

 

[csnreyes]

whats the diffrence between a pizza and a jew












































pizzas don’t scream in the oven

 

[dmnEPC]

^^^^^
Y u so racist?

 

[charlesmartel]

I hate bigots.


















They're worse than niggers.

 

[jeffrey]

Is it bad I haven't been offended by any of these jokes?