The scary part is that if this is real, he's going to be a father.. Imagine the sex talk he'd give? Yikes!
God I hope that's a troll.
I'll add to the fun... http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
If I had to guess would be one of three things.
1) Troll.
2) Idiot.
3) 13 year old counterstrike player that actually managed to get laid and still qualifies for 1 and 2.
Wow easy, guy. We were all that counterstrike player at some point.