...No big deal

[Dresden14]

Fisherman adrift for 106 days in Pacific says shark led him to rescuers

""He was given food and juice and his rescuers continued to fish for several days before delivering him to Majuro.""

 

[CCarter]

I thought you were in jail?

 

[Dresden14]

I thought you were in jail?

I escaped

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I escaped

 

[EvilPenguin]

crazy story

falling asleep on your boat and waking up in the middle of the pacific, just the thought of that gives me the chills

 

[Rage9]

""He was given food and juice and his rescuers continued to fish for several days before delivering him to Majuro.""

Savior: Hey look at that asshole on that little wooden boat, lets bring him aboard!

Stranded: Thanks for picking me up, I've been out there forever! Can you take me to shore?

Savior: What? Shut the fuck up. We have fishing to do. Have some juice.

Stranded: Oh fuck, what's a few extra days right?

Fucked up.