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igotthenews123

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Ok, so I am new here to the wickedfire.com forum because my last user name was banned. I got accused of spamming but that was not my intention. So, I want to do this right. I am a article writer and want to get my services out to more people. But how do I do that? Where do I post? I am thinking in the Buy and Sell area. Is that right? Or do I have to be in the forum for a while before I can post an advertisment? It may seem like a lot of questions. I just don't want to get banned.
 


I wont dickroll you this time (feeling generous tonight).

Post in the Buy Sell Trade. Offer free 2-4 review copies to members who have a post count of 200 or more or an iTrader of 3+. After you get good reviews (if you do good work), and if your rates are competitive, the work will start coming in.

Key Points: Buy Sell Trade, Free Reviews, Senior members Vogue for you.
 
Dimaseo said:
I wont dickroll you this time (feeling generous tonight).

Post in the Buy Sell Trade. Offer free 2-4 review copies to members who have a post count of 200 or more or an iTrader of 3+. After you get good reviews (if you do good work), and if your rates are competitive, the work will start coming in.

Key Points: Buy Sell Trade, Free Reviews, Senior members Vogue for you.
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Thanks Dimaseo.
 
All these damn newbie introduction threads are getting seriously annoying, what happened to the instant bans :(
 
hey , anohter newbie here
but i found this forum is cool indeed and have many cool gurus who are so outspoken :D
 
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igotthenews123 said:
Where do I post? I am thinking in the Buy and Sell area. Is that right? Or do I have to be in the forum for a while before I can post an advertisment? It may seem like a lot of questions. I just don't want to get banned.
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Location: Wroclaw, Poland
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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
 
Roundabout said:
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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Now that is funny! I think that Polish people are smart though. Just look at their language. Man! It is hard.
 
You hear about the polish guy that locked his keys in his car?



Took him 2 hours to get his wife and kids out.
 
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