I'm either no good with search engines or these lines have yet to be entered online. My uncle used to sing a ditty called "Nelly The Montreal Whore" and when I was a kid I knew the entire thing.
Fucking hilarious.
But now I remember only a couple of lines from the middle of the song:
Weeeeeellllll she jumped in bed with her legs wide open
Fire in her eyes and her old cunt smoking
Holy Jesus I ain't joking
That was Nelly the Montreal Whore
What I wouldn't give to have the whole song back in my head.
Be much obliged if anyone here either knows it or has the mechanical knowledge to suss it out of the search engines.
And if not, at least now you've had a taste of a lost classic.
Fucking hilarious.
But now I remember only a couple of lines from the middle of the song:
Weeeeeellllll she jumped in bed with her legs wide open
Fire in her eyes and her old cunt smoking
Holy Jesus I ain't joking
That was Nelly the Montreal Whore
What I wouldn't give to have the whole song back in my head.
Be much obliged if anyone here either knows it or has the mechanical knowledge to suss it out of the search engines.
And if not, at least now you've had a taste of a lost classic.
