Need Tips For Vegas Stag - Help!

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So my buddy is getting married and we're flying to Vegas for 5 nights. Not really sure how stags are done in the US, but where I'm from we basically screw the guy over and enjoy the rest of the evening. Do you call them stags even? Bachelor nights - I dunno, help pls!

Last time I went to Vegas, I actually ran out of time and didn't visit one strip joint, just loads of clubs. Hence the seeking advice here!

So how do you do it in the US? Questions if you could help me:

1. If we make the stag wear a womans dress in public while we're out one evening, is he likely to get his ass kicked?

The aim is general humiliation, but we don't wanna end up in a brawl with some drag queen haters who didn't get that the guy is on his stag, and not outing himself publicly. I never saw a guy in a dress in Vegas, but I often do where I live (and we understand he's on his stag). What's the deal in the US?

2. We want to hit a few strip clubs. We're looking for places where we can go in and sit and have a few drinks, while the show goes on like on a stage. Not someplace where we all have to blow hundreds of $$'s on private dancing strippers + $50 beers, each. Advice please?

3. I know at least two of the guys wanna get their groove on with some paid ladies. I saw guys handing out cards last time - is this the best way forward? I've heard you call a good looking girl and get somt completely different. Screw that. I'm in charge of making sure we have a good time. Looking for the best way to go (PM if you prefer).

4. Clubs. My fav! Last time, the concierge gave us a phone number who gave us a queue jump wherever we went. But that was when I had a 1:1 ratio. This time we're 5 guys only.

Best way to get into clubs pls? Tao, Tryst, XS, Pure, Blush - some which spring to mind.

Any other Vegas ideas you have would be cool too.

Cheers - I appreciate the help.
 


What you're referring to is what we call a 'Bachelor Party'. The point is normally not to completely humiliate the the Bachelor (although paying some strippers to get him up on stage and beat his ass is always good fun) it's to party.

I'm not sure dressing him up like a girl would be too well received. Then again it's Vegas so I bet lots of crazy shit goes on.
 
yeah this is all sorts of backwards. the general idea is to basically show him what he is going to miss out on by being single. Alcohol, strippers, and partying. Make the night fun for him so that way while he is walking down the isle he will be like "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck"

As far as pro's in vegas... start with the cocktail waitresses (but dont be a fucking retard lest you get tossed out of the casinos). Some of the decent looking poopoo on the floor at the wynn and other high end casinos is for sale if you approuch it right. Ask things like what time does your shift end. Are you looking for any extra work. bla bla. Be classy and don't be a dick about it and you can pretty much have your pick. This is why most of the girls work there in the first place. Show off the goods in skimpy outfits during the day and identify the highroller potential clients.

As far as getting wasted on a budget... just have a seat at a roulette table and put a few chips on the board. You don't even have to bet (though you can play small on black or red without taking a big hit). Sitting there = comped drinks. Waitresses will bring them to you free of charge. Free smokes too. Tryst is easy to get into if you stay at the wynn or the encore just show them your room key and thats that.
 
Get him a blow up doll and make him have to carry it with him everywhere you go. Throughout the night, if he lets go of it for any reason - make him do a shot of some nasty tequila.
 
Rage9 said:
What you're referring to is what we call a 'Bachelor Party'. The point is normally not to completely humiliate the the Bachelor (although paying some strippers to get him up on stage and beat his ass is always good fun) it's to party.

I'm not sure dressing him up like a girl would be too well received. Then again it's Vegas so I bet lots of crazy shit goes on.
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That's the term I was looking for, thanks!

Also, when I say humiliate, it's all fun stuff, like he does have a choice so it's all in jest. I just wanted to make sure we're not crossing any major US no no's. Like I said, a guy in a dress is a sign of a stag night in progress around here (and in a lot of Europe too - sometimes groups of guys in wedding dresses etc).

Interesting about shopping on the casino floor. Thanks for the tip.
 
metoo said:
So my buddy is getting married and we're flying to Vegas for 5 nights. Not really sure how stags are done in the US, but where I'm from we basically screw the guy over and enjoy the rest of the evening. Do you call them stags even? Bachelor nights - I dunno, help pls!

Last time I went to Vegas, I actually ran out of time and didn't visit one strip joint, just loads of clubs. Hence the seeking advice here!

So how do you do it in the US? Questions if you could help me:

1. If we make the stag wear a womans dress in public while we're out one evening, is he likely to get his ass kicked?

The aim is general humiliation, but we don't wanna end up in a brawl with some drag queen haters who didn't get that the guy is on his stag, and not outing himself publicly. I never saw a guy in a dress in Vegas, but I often do where I live (and we understand he's on his stag). What's the deal in the US?

2. We want to hit a few strip clubs. We're looking for places where we can go in and sit and have a few drinks, while the show goes on like on a stage. Not someplace where we all have to blow hundreds of $$'s on private dancing strippers + $50 beers, each. Advice please?

3. I know at least two of the guys wanna get their groove on with some paid ladies. I saw guys handing out cards last time - is this the best way forward? I've heard you call a good looking girl and get somt completely different. Screw that. I'm in charge of making sure we have a good time. Looking for the best way to go (PM if you prefer).

4. Clubs. My fav! Last time, the concierge gave us a phone number who gave us a queue jump wherever we went. But that was when I had a 1:1 ratio. This time we're 5 guys only.

Best way to get into clubs pls? Tao, Tryst, XS, Pure, Blush - some which spring to mind.

Any other Vegas ideas you have would be cool too.

Cheers - I appreciate the help.
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1) you'll get your asses kicked if you call a 'bachelor party' a "stag"
2) you'll get in nowhere with him in a dress.
3) strip clubs aren't cheap, and note most popular clubs are topless only (spearmint/sapphire/etc)
4) quickest/easiest way you'll get 5 guys into a club is getting a table.
 
I'm throwing a bachelor party in vegas in two weeks. Just making some reservations now.

I recommend two books for you:

[ame=http://www.amazon.com/Best-Mans-Handbook-Guide-Event/dp/076240499X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1270513440&sr=8-1]Amazon.com: The Best Man's Handbook: A Guy's Guide to the Big Event (9780762404995): James Grace: Books[/ame]
[ame=http://www.amazon.com/Playboy-Guide-Bachelor-Parties-Passage/dp/0743232895/ref=pd_sim_b_1]Amazon.com: The Playboy Guide to Bachelor Parties: Everything You Need to Know About Planning the Groom's Rite of Passage-From Simple to Sinful (9780743232890): James Oliver Cury: Books[/ame]

Don't humiliate the groom. Go and have fun.

We're a bit more of a chill beer drinkin group, so one night we're gonna do the club thing (limo and table service), but the second day/night is dedicated to drinkin beers at the pool and then goin to Hofbrau House. Probably not what you want to do there, but I do recommend table service to get past the line.
 
We don't really use the term "Stag" here in america. It doesn't matter who you're with in Vegas. Just hop from one spot to another and aim to have a good time and you'll be fine.
 
metoo said:

So how do you do it in the US? Questions if you could help me:

1. If we make the stag wear a womans dress in public while we're out one evening, is he likely to get his ass kicked?
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There's a good chance. I would not recommend it. I've never heard of anyone wearing a dress for this reason, only for losing a bet. As another poster said, you are going to have a hard time getting in anywhere if he is not dressed appropriately.

metoo said:
The aim is general humiliation, but we don't wanna end up in a brawl with some drag queen haters who didn't get that the guy is on his stag, and not outing himself publicly. I never saw a guy in a dress in Vegas, but I often do where I live (and we understand he's on his stag). What's the deal in the US?
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We tend to make it more about having crazy fun and while humiliation might be part of it, it is definitely not the aim. That doesn't mean you can't do it your way, you just might get some weird looks.

metoo said:
2. We want to hit a few strip clubs. We're looking for places where we can go in and sit and have a few drinks, while the show goes on like on a stage. Not someplace where we all have to blow hundreds of $$'s on private dancing strippers + $50 beers, each. Advice please?
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Rhino or Sapphire are your best bets. Call the club and ask for a limo- they will provide it for free and give you free admission. If you take cabs the driver will get a kick-back from the club, get him to agree to pay for your admission at a minimum. Everything inside is expensive. Stay out of the back room / VIP unless you have hundreds to blow, even then it is rarely worth it.

metoo said:
3. I know at least two of the guys wanna get their groove on with some paid ladies. I saw guys handing out cards last time - is this the best way forward? I've heard you call a good looking girl and get somt completely different. Screw that. I'm in charge of making sure we have a good time. Looking for the best way to go (PM if you prefer).
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Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas. Those guys with the cards are technically only promoting companions/dancers. That being said, once a girl shows up it is not unheard of for her to negotiate prices for additional services... Call the service and tell them what you want. You will not get the girls from the pictures, but they can usually fulfill requests for the type of girl. If you don't like who they send just call up and get another, they can usually swap in under 30 mins. You have to pay up front just for them to come in (usually a couple hundred per girl). Anything after that is up to you and the girls.

metoo said:
4. Clubs. My fav! Last time, the concierge gave us a phone number who gave us a queue jump wherever we went. But that was when I had a 1:1 ratio. This time we're 5 guys only.

Best way to get into clubs pls? Tao, Tryst, XS, Pure, Blush - some which spring to mind.
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Best bet is to just buy a table if you are just guys. It will be expensive, but worth it. If you really want to save money you can stand in line for awhile and try to get in general admission... pull girls out of line and go in together with them if you want a better chance. If you do go the table route you can usually save money by going directly through the club and asking for offers like buy 2 bottles get one free (no offense to vip hosts).

Hope that helps, have a good time! Oh and if you gamble set daily loss limits so you don't go broke your first couple days. PM me if you want to add another to your crew!
 
Good advice for the strip clubs - ALL strip clubs have limo service. The bigger clubs have party busses if your group gets big enough. Call the club and reserve the limo - they'll be HAPPY to come and get you and give you FREE admission. Don't get suckered by a taxi or outside limo company.

Funny - I did hear on the news today in Las Vegas that they're going to start 1099 the taxi and limo drivers for all the kickbacks they get from the club and other businesses.

DOUG ELFMAN: IRS targets strip clubs, taxis over bonuses - News - ReviewJournal.com
 
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