I registered on WickedFire ages ago, back when I was looking for a shortcut out of writing and a quick way to get rich. I’ve now realized that A) there’s no shortcuts, and most importantly B)I’m pretty good at writing.
Truth is, I spent the past year and a bit being an absolute idiot and writing under someone else under the illusions that I’d make some mint and start my little empire at the same time. It seemed like a good idea to write for someone who already had the freelance rep, but after he screwed me over, I ended up with feet firmly on the floor realizing that getting back up the freelance ladder would be a chore. 3 months on from being screwed over, I’m looking for work wherever there is work to be found.
My rates are as follows:
Deliveries will be made in .doc format unless otherwise requested.
Written content is unique and usual rules apply regarding ownership of all content.
I can do article submissions for $1 each or $2 per article if you need resource boxes and summaries written especially for the job.
Review copies are available, but see below first.
FAQ
Why so expensive?
Taking pride in ones work is important. I’m expensive not because I’m a native English speaker, but because I’m tired of slaving away like a chimpanzee on a typewriter.
What methods of payment do you accept?
Everything through Paypal please. For all projects, I take a 50% deposit upfront. For jobs entailing more than 20 articles, I take a 33% deposit on project commencement, 33% halfway through and 33% upon final delivery.
How much can you write?
I can write around 3000 words daily. This includes research, editing and everything else. It may not sound a lot, but the daily chore of survival involves 3 hours on job sites, 2 hours on e-mail and 6 hours of writing / ensuring my content is up to scratch.
What sort of turnaround can I expect?
I’m a lone writer, and that means I have limits. I’ll endeavor to flip articles around as quickly as possible, and when you submit a project I will give you a completion date. If I miss the deadline, you get 10% discount every day that I’m late. The bad news is however, I don’t miss my deadlines. Generally speaking, expect a turnaround of 24 hours per 1000 words if I currently have a lot of work.
Refunds & Remediation
If you tell me to write about dogs and I write about cats, then fire me. If you have some specific requirements I perhaps accidentally missed, or perhaps the article misses the point a little, I encourage you to shout at me and politely ask for some revisions which will be made free of charge and within 24 hours.
The Bottom Line
Writing is my bread and butter, and I like it because it delivers quantifiable work which means that I can get paid easily, and you can get results without waiting six months to hit number one. I won’t profess to being the best in the business, and I won’t bore you with my personal details, but I will show you the goods by offering free 300 word samples to help you decide just whether or not I have what it takes.
Free Samples
PM me with something more substantial than "300 wd review copy plz," and I will write a 300 word article about anything related to your project. All I ask is some feedback and that you don’t waste my time if your not serious about hiring me.
Thanks for reading.
Truth is, I spent the past year and a bit being an absolute idiot and writing under someone else under the illusions that I’d make some mint and start my little empire at the same time. It seemed like a good idea to write for someone who already had the freelance rep, but after he screwed me over, I ended up with feet firmly on the floor realizing that getting back up the freelance ladder would be a chore. 3 months on from being screwed over, I’m looking for work wherever there is work to be found.
My rates are as follows:
- 1 Article $10
- 5 Articles $47
- 10 Articles $90
- 20 Articles $140
- 50 Articles $330
Deliveries will be made in .doc format unless otherwise requested.
Written content is unique and usual rules apply regarding ownership of all content.
I can do article submissions for $1 each or $2 per article if you need resource boxes and summaries written especially for the job.
Review copies are available, but see below first.
FAQ
Why so expensive?
Taking pride in ones work is important. I’m expensive not because I’m a native English speaker, but because I’m tired of slaving away like a chimpanzee on a typewriter.
What methods of payment do you accept?
Everything through Paypal please. For all projects, I take a 50% deposit upfront. For jobs entailing more than 20 articles, I take a 33% deposit on project commencement, 33% halfway through and 33% upon final delivery.
How much can you write?
I can write around 3000 words daily. This includes research, editing and everything else. It may not sound a lot, but the daily chore of survival involves 3 hours on job sites, 2 hours on e-mail and 6 hours of writing / ensuring my content is up to scratch.
What sort of turnaround can I expect?
I’m a lone writer, and that means I have limits. I’ll endeavor to flip articles around as quickly as possible, and when you submit a project I will give you a completion date. If I miss the deadline, you get 10% discount every day that I’m late. The bad news is however, I don’t miss my deadlines. Generally speaking, expect a turnaround of 24 hours per 1000 words if I currently have a lot of work.
Refunds & Remediation
If you tell me to write about dogs and I write about cats, then fire me. If you have some specific requirements I perhaps accidentally missed, or perhaps the article misses the point a little, I encourage you to shout at me and politely ask for some revisions which will be made free of charge and within 24 hours.
The Bottom Line
Writing is my bread and butter, and I like it because it delivers quantifiable work which means that I can get paid easily, and you can get results without waiting six months to hit number one. I won’t profess to being the best in the business, and I won’t bore you with my personal details, but I will show you the goods by offering free 300 word samples to help you decide just whether or not I have what it takes.
Free Samples
PM me with something more substantial than "300 wd review copy plz," and I will write a 300 word article about anything related to your project. All I ask is some feedback and that you don’t waste my time if your not serious about hiring me.
Thanks for reading.
