Need advice from all my Wickedfire ese's

nickthrolson

Neck Beard
Oct 3, 2008
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Hey Guys,

So I finally met this girl in a grocery store and I think I am going to try to convince her to have sex with me:banana_sml:. I'm a virgin right now and have not exactly had a sexual experience before, and I need some brotherly advice from the nice people at WF.

Do I need to get lubrication for the condom? Does the lube go in the condom, or on the outside of it? Also do I put the condom on before I get a hard-on or after? Not so sure because most of the porn I watch doesnt involve condoms...

Thanks guys,
Nick
 


not sure if serious....

Most of the time you don't need lube for penis-vagina penetration you just have to get her wet first (turned on). So don't worry about it. But if you do the lube goes on the outside and the condom goes on AFTER you're hard. When you splooge though make sure you do it on her taint so she can't get pregnant.


ummm yep uh huh
 
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errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............. wtf.

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Maybe it is true.
 
I honestly don't know how to respond to this.

Are you telling me that the neck beard hasn't gotten you laid yet?
 
not sure if serious....

Most of the time you don't need lube for penis-vagina penetration you just have to get her wet first (turned on). So don't worry about it. But if you do the lube goes on the outside and the condom goes on AFTER you're hard.


ummm yep uh huh


Well Ive made her laugh twice, but what exactly do I do to turn her on? I asked my dad and he was being an asshole and told me to "find the klitterus." Wtf does that mean?