My content gives clients CAMEL TOE (proof inside)

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Seriously, though…

Most of my new clients get their panties in a bunch before they send me their first Paypal payment.

Why?

Because they compare the content that I send them to the stuff they’re used to buying. Then they compare the price points. Something about overpaying for subpar work… most folks don’t like it so much. After seeing what I deliver, they usually ask me to join their stable of consistent writers.

That is, after they pull out the camel toe.

And in case it means anything to you guys… many of you have already bought my content without even knowing it. I’ve done a good amount of subcontract work for one of the top writers here. And when this guy (read: me) writes, the accolades pour in.

Here’s the sales pitch

I’m the guy you call when you’re looking to populate your money sites. Any monkey with a netbook can fill up your throwaway mini-sites/web 2.0 properties/article directory submissions. My service isn’t built for that. You use me for your customer facing content… ebooks, press releases, sales copy, blog posts or anything in between.

Features/Benefits:

·I’m not the cheapest writer. You get what you pay for.
·I’m not the fastest writer, but I’ve never missed a deadline. You’ll get your content delivered on time, every time.
·If your topic can be researched online, then I can write up something that will make you wanna smack yo' mamma.

What my service costs: $0.035 per word

About review copies:

I know the name of the game here. I’ll be giving away 400 word review copies to 3 reputable members on the board. All I ask in return is that you leave an accurate review below so other folks know what I deliver.

What to do to contract my services:

Drop me a PM with the details on your project. Alternatively, if you have any questions you can post them here or send them to me via PM.

Talk soon,
John G.

P.S. – My male clients tend to suffer from camel toe as well. Those pictures are a bit disturbing so I refrained from posting them above. You can thank me by putting in an order.
 
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I am interested in discussing your content services with you. I'm not looking for a review copy since I'm new to this forum, but please shoot me a PM.

Thanks!
 
I must say that you do get what you pay for when coming to John Galt. Honestly, I love his style and he is actually pretty damn good when it comes to content.

He definitely hooked it up, and I will be in contact real soon with another. Just the style I was seeking from a writer and he nailed it.

Now, for those who like curiosity? Why would I be sending work his way if I'm a writer? Simply because I have my own sites to work on and don't want to write all of the content myself. In fact, my orders are closed currently and I recommend that you choose John for your content needs.

As far as construction of the article, no edits are being made on my part which is very rare.

He is without a doubt a damn good writer.
 
Brilliant Writing. Perfect Synopsis of just what I wanted. The review I asked for was perfect in every tense. When I was looking for information that came along with a well managed SEO content creation, i could not find anyone better. This is one chap I can definitely work with. Turn around was perfect too. Kudos Mate! and what brilliant writing. If there is something I need, I know I can hit you up. If there was anything I’d want you to improve on, it would be sentence formation.
 
Just got my content from John Galt... excellent stuff. I hardly gave him any direction whatsoever and it seems he knows what us as affiliates are looking for... content that sells shit. +rep and I will be ordering lots more in the future.
 
I ordered an article from John Galt the other day and when I received it I was floored. The article was perfect in every sense of the word. If you have any writing that needs to be done for your money site, John Galt is your man.

Ordering 3 more articles...
 
Another satisfied customer here, excellent writing and a great guy to work with. When I asked for a revision to change the tone of the articles (more my fault for not being specific initially) he hit it perfectly.
 
Wow you seem to be getting a lot of great comments...You must do great work...Can you write about and topic?
 
HI John , I am looking to get 10+ articles in various topics in Social media for blog .....can you provide me some sample that you have done in "social media" or can you provide me with a small review article . Pm me your contact
 
Let me start with a disclaimer - I am a Virgo - I get irritated by small faults and I love to rip things apart. My only complaint with JG's content is that his content is perfect!

Seriously -- I gave him a domaining topic and a few sources to research the topic. What he delivered back was an absolutely amazing article with correct grammar and an excellent flow.

He may not be cheap but is worth every penny. If you are looking for content for your money sites, don't hesitate to hire Mr. G for your stuff.

And oh, his work comes with bonus of being able to pick his brain about South American Hotties. :D

My Recommendation: BUY!
 
Happy St. Patty's day folks!

In the spirit of the great green one, I'm OFFERING A SPECIAL UNTIL FRIDAY. From now until then...

I will write to your heart's content for only $0.02/word.

This way, I won't feel so bad about drinking my face off tonight, and you'll have something to smile about as you suffer the next-day-hangover. So, PM me your orders.

Any topic, any length. This may be the only time I'll willingly give you premium content at crack shack prices... so take advantage of me while you can.

Cheers,
John G.
 
Luckily I wasn't wearing any underwear when I got my article from JGalt, otherwise I'd still be picking them out of my arse. Best style I've seen on WF in a long time. AIMed you about more work, hit me up when you shake off last nights cobwebs.

Cheers and thanks!
 
Oh, I should have added this in the last post, but THIS ST. PATTY'S DAY SPECIAL ENDS IN 12 HOURS. Yep, that's at 12A Eastern, Friday the 19th.

And, nope, I'm not our buddies Mikey "The JavaScript Clock" Filsaime or Frankie "Two-Times" Kern. Prices actually do go back to where they're supposed to be at the end of this promo. So get your orders in people, would ya?

Cheers,
John G.
 
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