I didn't realize you were one dude, that's some pretty crazy shit.
You have no idea.
Jails are funny. They're totally different from prisons.
Jails get everyone. 18-year-olds who are picked up for public intox, 80 year olds who are in here for hitting their wives. The people in jail are usually tense, because it's a short term situation that has no definite end. They're waiting for trial, they're waiting for sentencing, they're waiting to see if the detectives have a chance to put a murder case together because they didn't pay their child support and their baby's momma gets pissed off when she doesn't get her monthly payout and might testify about what she knows.
We're locked in a mod with 62 inmates for 8 hours a day. Most of us, anyway. We have no weapons of any kind, and we're alone. I walk around the dayroom with inmates, I go into their rooms and make sure things are ok, I try to keep things relatively peaceful.
Prisons are cake. Prison inmates know their out date. They know if they misbehave that they'll be in the hole for months or years.
In our jail, if someone attacks an officer, they'll probably be on AC for 4 weeks, and then on AS for another 3 weeks or so if they're good after that. Then they get to go back into the housing unit where that officer works. Inmates are rarely charged. The administration does not support us. Our Lieutenants and Sergeants help us out a great deal, but there's a limit to what they can do.
Police officers constantly tell me that they wouldn't want to work a jail. They want to pick up the guy, rough him up a little bit and drop him off here, where they don't have to deal with him ever again.
Still, it's a lot of fun and I work with some great people.