Magic Cancer Curing Berry

[BeerNuts]

Start your engines boys.

Scientists discover cancer-fighting berry on tree that only grows in Far North Queensland - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Scientists have been surprised by the rapid cancer-fighting properties of a berry found only in Far North Queensland.

There were no side effects, but what amazed scientists most was how fast it worked: the drug took effect within five minutes and tumours disappeared within days.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Beat me to it.

Let's go people, Acai redux.

 

[netbert]

Let's go people, Acid reflux.

I read it that way the first time.

 

[Tucky]

Sounds interesting, but one other thing took my fancy on that site...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-07/kangaroo-street-fight-aussie-style/5796778

LOL at those double leg kicks WTF!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs"]wild kangaroo street fight Aussie style - YouTube[/ame]

 

[cheshire]

Dusting off my flogs as we speak. Someone put this in a pill form dammit!

 

[blank_czech]

Dusting off my flogs as we speak. Someone put this in a pill form dammit!

I'm on a plane as we speak. Have to take massive action.

 

[Blackman]

New CPA offer coming soon...

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I read it that way the first time.

Acai Reflex™

 

[Kelowna]

Magic Cancer Curing Berry

I am in Canada, but I know the FTC is going to rape you guys if you make false claims that a product will cure or help with cancer... could be fun to watch though, keep us posted.

 

[(O_o)]

I am in Canada, but I know the FTC is going to rape you guys if you make false claims that a product will cure or help with cancer... could be fun to watch though, keep us posted.

Dont worry. We're gunna forge all the docs under your info!

 

[dmnEPC]

Ban for outing

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I am in Canada, but I know the FTC is going to rape you guys if you make false claims that a product will cure or help with cancer... could be fun to watch though, keep us posted.

It's not false bruh, I seent it on the Internet.

 

[Fiver]

Sounds interesting, but one other thing took my fancy on that site...

Kangaroos filmed fighting in suburbia - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

LOL at those double leg kicks WTF!

wild kangaroo street fight Aussie style - YouTube

Imagine driving home from work only to see 2 kangaroos engaged in a street fight in front of your house...

 

[dzianis]

It's funny: everything that is not a processed food becomes a cancer-fighting agent.


P.S. my landers are ready

 

[gooey]

sydney-doctor-claims-poo-transplants-curing-diseases

... that gives me an idea , i will start a business like cash for gold,, except instead of gold it will be shit. and i will post ads on CL looking for donors (i will use this article, and have them fill out a form to make it seem legit) and have people mail their shit to my ex girlfriends address,, ha! imagine that, getting feces sent to your house from different random people everyday. that fucking bitch

 

[Antics]

Sounds interesting, but one other thing took my fancy on that site...

Kangaroos filmed fighting in suburbia - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

LOL at those double leg kicks WTF!

wild kangaroo street fight Aussie style - YouTube

'Roos are mean as fuck, man. The males are just furry bull sharks that will kick you to death instead of biting you - actually, they'll bite you too.

If they can get through the human trials in time for Summer in the Northern Hemisphere these landers are going to write themselves.

 

[thefallsman]

How long till this gem ends up plastered all over the internet....

"Usually when you treat a tumour it takes several weeks for it to resolve, but this is very, very rapid."

 

[BenPOF]

My body is ready

 

[titanium777]

How long till this gem ends up plastered all over the internet....

"Usually when you treat a tumour it takes several weeks for it to resolve, but this is very, very rapid."

As soon as Dr Oz makes a ridiculous claim about its cancer-curing abilities.

 

[Fraggler]

I've got my sales copy ready to go:
PLOS ONE: Intra-Lesional Injection of the Novel PKC Activator EBC-46 Rapidly Ablates Tumors in Mouse Models