Machete - Great fucking Movie!

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Finally some movie worth paying for.. Linday Lohan's tits are just one of the reasons..

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Robert Rodriguez is the man. One of my favorite directors. I didn't realize Machete was out - definitely gonna see this!
 
Been at the top of the list since the spoof trailer in the Grind House double feature. Can't even believe it was ever made, looks epic!
 
sigh... not out in australia til november 11, fucking hell. bunch of fucken morons, it's like they want me to download illegally instead.
 
Ohhh... I hope this movie is out here in my country too :) I would like to watch it already...
 
jizzb0mb said:
Finally some movie worth paying for.. Linday Lohan's tits are just one of the reasons..
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Would pay to see twice if Danny Trejo has a fist full of her hair and hitting her from behind with Tito and Tarantula playing in the background.
 
Yes, I too can vouch for this being one of the most epic movies of the year. Just saw it on saturday and had a great time!

Nudity, plenty of violence, gore, hilarious one-liners, shoot-outs, and lots of fun. It's the exact opposite of a chick-flick and the epitomy of a man's movie. I give it 10 out of 10!
 
Wow, im surprised to see such reviews. Im like 0 for my last five movies at the theaters, so I figured I wouldnt go to see this, but you guys may have convinced me.
 
Rage9 said:
Been at the top of the list since the spoof trailer in the Grind House double feature. Can't even believe it was ever made, looks epic!
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^^ This, except I can't see it until November 26th over here -- gutted to say the least.
 
You people are such pathetic sheep. This is literal anti-American propaganda and you're slurping it up like fools.

When Alex Jones expressed concern in May that a leaked script portrayed white characters as vehemently racist and wantonly murderous, or that a Latino mob is roused to take on border vigilantes in racial conflict, director Rodriguez assured Ain’t It Cool News, that he’d ‘had too much tequila,’ and that those types of scenes wouldn’t make it to the final edited version. Producer Elizabeth Avellan went on the attack just before the release, defending the tax incentives ‘Machete’ had practically already been assured. Avellan denounced the ‘uproar over the film’ as “unfounded and unnecessary,” stating there was ‘no reason for a denial of incentives’:
“A lot of people made up a lot of stuff in terms of what the movie is about and who the bad guy is,” she said. “There were a lot of things that people misconstrued … without even knowing the script and pretending they have a script.”
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Now there is no doubt. Everything Jones quoted from the script was on screen in one form or another– and its tone was clear: opposition to illegal immigration is tantamount to murder, white racism and vile Machiavellian scheming. One scene that was excised from the script repeated the one-sided demonization of the Freedom Force vigilantes, who were to murder a young child on the border at the end. However, that ending was left behind for a different sequence altogether.
Reviewers like ‘Big Hollywood’ panned the film as ‘Dull, Convoluted, Racist and Anti-American,’ criticizing that: “’Machete’ offers no middle ground, no reasonable, non-racist position against wide open borders for those fleeing from what one character describes as the “personal hell” that is Mexico.”
Who the illegals fight against on screen is one thing. What their words mean is altogether something else. That’s the shell game Rodriguez plays and his racially divisive messaging goes way beyond the normal cinematic political posturing and button-pushing. And you will never see a more stereotypically racist portrayal of Southerners, who, in an obvious reference to the border Minute Men, are not only played for cheap laughs but portrayed as sub-human animals who hunt and murder illegals – kill a helpless pregnant woman and say “Welcome to America.”
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Rodriguez & crew played everyone as fools, knowing full well what the film would contain. Does Texas want to subsidize the films of Robert Rodriguez and continue to give him a platform to spew divisive racially-tinted trash oriented at Hispanics and attempting to radicalize their views? Rodriguez is the face of the Texas Film Commission’s tax incentives program, and has been virtually guaranteed up to $60 million in rebate funding for a package of films.
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FerrisHilton said:
LOL OK its just a movie man relax
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It's just a movie, just a book, just an article, just a college course, just a song. Separately, yeah they're pretty harmless. But cumulatively, they produce the geniuses that post in this thread.
 
hellblazer said:
It's just a movie, just a book, just an article, just a college course, just a song. Separately, yeah they're pretty harmless. But cumulatively, they produce the geniuses that post in this thread.
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Just how movies like Downfall and American History X produced you.

Give me a fucking break. Even you can't be that retarded.

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subigo said:
Just how movies like Downfall and American History X produced you.

Give me a fucking break. Even you can't be that retarded.

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Welcome to the thread, pivot man.

Let the circle jerk continue.
 
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