www.liquidass.com
I don't know if any of you guys have heard of this shit, but if you haven't, BUY SOME NOW. It's fucking awesome. Basically, imagine what it would smell like to be burning the worst smelling shit ever inside a carcass of a dead fish. Then multiply that by 1000, and bottle it up. Bam. Liquid ass.
The name is a bit deceiving - it's more like gaseous ass, because when you spray it, it's like a mist. Anyway, my friend and I ordered some of this online to use on a particularly big asshole we know. (Warning: this shit smells so bad you should not do it to anyone you even remotely like, if you have a soul.)
Within five minutes, I could not stand outside his door without dry heaving. I've never had a smell do that to me before. I mean this is some powerful fucking shit. It smelled so bad he couldn't figure out WTF it was. Even after he removed half his room it still smelled like shit! He was convinced there was a dead animal in his walls. For about the next 18-24 hours it smelled awful in there.
You're only supposed to spray it once or twice, and that goes away in 6-12 hours, but we did go a bit nuts...ALSO there is a lot of fun to be had spraying this shit in public. I've found the best area is in between double doors that people go through all the time (see diagram below)
|Door 1|...smells like shit...|Door 2|...Destination...
This way the smell is trapped in between the doors and remains at maximum throughout the day. Of course, don't miss the obvious plan of spraying it in the bathrooms...you can go a bit overboard in there. This shit is ESPECIALLY powerful at any public gathering, especially social functions ("clubbing" as the Canadians call it). Go into the middle of people, spray this shit a few times, and watch everybody run off the dance floor in disgust.
Sorry for the long post....I just feel the power of this shit can't be illustrated without vivid detail. EVERYBODY needs to experience Liquid Ass at some point in their lifetime. Also, the prices on LA.com are a bit ridiculous...I got my bottles on Amazon.
www.liquidass.com
(Not an affiliate link. The sale is too easy for them to have affiliates.)
I don't know if any of you guys have heard of this shit, but if you haven't, BUY SOME NOW. It's fucking awesome. Basically, imagine what it would smell like to be burning the worst smelling shit ever inside a carcass of a dead fish. Then multiply that by 1000, and bottle it up. Bam. Liquid ass.
The name is a bit deceiving - it's more like gaseous ass, because when you spray it, it's like a mist. Anyway, my friend and I ordered some of this online to use on a particularly big asshole we know. (Warning: this shit smells so bad you should not do it to anyone you even remotely like, if you have a soul.)
Within five minutes, I could not stand outside his door without dry heaving. I've never had a smell do that to me before. I mean this is some powerful fucking shit. It smelled so bad he couldn't figure out WTF it was. Even after he removed half his room it still smelled like shit! He was convinced there was a dead animal in his walls. For about the next 18-24 hours it smelled awful in there.
You're only supposed to spray it once or twice, and that goes away in 6-12 hours, but we did go a bit nuts...ALSO there is a lot of fun to be had spraying this shit in public. I've found the best area is in between double doors that people go through all the time (see diagram below)
|Door 1|...smells like shit...|Door 2|...Destination...
This way the smell is trapped in between the doors and remains at maximum throughout the day. Of course, don't miss the obvious plan of spraying it in the bathrooms...you can go a bit overboard in there. This shit is ESPECIALLY powerful at any public gathering, especially social functions ("clubbing" as the Canadians call it). Go into the middle of people, spray this shit a few times, and watch everybody run off the dance floor in disgust.
Sorry for the long post....I just feel the power of this shit can't be illustrated without vivid detail. EVERYBODY needs to experience Liquid Ass at some point in their lifetime. Also, the prices on LA.com are a bit ridiculous...I got my bottles on Amazon.
www.liquidass.com
(Not an affiliate link. The sale is too easy for them to have affiliates.)
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