Know anyone who talks about food and money too much? They could be a psychopath

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If someone you know uses the past tense and likes to talk about what he eats, then beware - he or she could be a psychopath.

Researchers have identified the speech patterns which are the tell-tale signs somebody could be the next Hannibal Lecter.

Those who use verbal stumbles like ‘um’ and ‘ah’ should be treated with caution whilst anybody showing a lack of emotion could be trouble too.

Other tics which should be of concern are focusing attention on basic needs like food and money or speaking about crimes in the past tense.

The researchers found that psychopaths use twice as many words for basic needs such as eating and drinking - a reflection of the psychopathic world view that everything is 'theirs' to take.

The researchers claim that whilst we are able to choose which words we use in day-to-day speech, we unconsciously choose functional words like ‘the’ or the tense of the verbs or the vocabulary sets we use.

With careful analysis these cues can show us who is a psychopath and who isn’t.

The study involved interviews with 52 convicted murderers, of whom 14 were classified as psychopaths.

Their responses were analysed in detail by a computer programme which looked for patterns in what they said.

Jeffrey Hancock, the lead researcher and an associate professor in communications at Cornell University in New York, said that overuse of the past tense demonstrated psychological detachment.

The use of dysfluencies like ‘uh’ and um’ was also a way of ‘putting the mask of sanity on’.

He added: ‘Psychopaths talked a lot about what they ate that day (of the murder). They talked about money more often.’

Overall psychopaths use twice as many words relating to basic needs like eating and drinking as ordinary people.

This fitted in with their world view that everything around them was theirs to take, the authors said in their report.

Psychopaths also used more subordinating conjunctions like ‘because’ which is explained by their interest in cause and effect.
The report says: ‘This pattern suggested that psychopaths were more likely to view the crime as the logical outcome of a plan (something that 'had' to be done to achieve a goal)’.

Just one per cent of the population are to some extent a psychopath but that has not stopped Hollywood from making them into villains hundreds of times.
Arguably the most famous was Hannibal Lecter who famously talked about how he liked to eat his victims’ brains in ‘Silence of the Lambs’.


Read more: Know anyone who talks about food and money all the time? They could be a psychopath | Mail Online
 


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Wooo! The government is probably subsidizing universities which sponsor these fucking retarded studies.

I talk about what I eat a lot cause I'm a fatass and I smoke to much weed. I talk about money a lot cause I'm a fucking greedy jew motherfucker.

And I'm sure as hell not a psychopath.

And all the idiotic 14 year old girls say um um um um 24 fucking seven. Are they killers in the making too?

Jesus christ! A+ fucking study. Amazing I am fucking astounded.

Thank YOU Cornell University or whatever fucking university performed this dumb fucking study I am going to take so much from this awesome study now I can avoid people who say um alot or people who talk about food alot (shit thats like all my fat friends).
 
Wooo! The government is probably subsidizing universities which sponsor these fucking retarded studies.

I talk about what I eat a lot cause I'm a fatass and I smoke to much weed. I talk about money a lot cause I'm a fucking greedy jew motherfucker.

And I'm sure as hell not a psychopath.

And all the idiotic 14 year old girls say um um um um 24 fucking seven. Are they killers in the making too?

Jesus christ! A+ fucking study. Amazing I am fucking astounded.

Thank YOU Cornell University or whatever fucking university performed this dumb fucking study I am going to take so much from this awesome study now I can avoid people who say um alot or people who talk about food alot (shit thats like all my fat friends).


some good points
 
Did they interview non-murderers? That seems like a bit of a flaw.

Also, Cornell university probably ended up saying something totally different, and the daily fail twisted it to sell their overpriced toilet paper. (because that's about all their newspaper's good for)
 
Here's an interesting video.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_-byvleEcc]Big Businesses = Psychopaths? - YouTube[/ame]
 
I think it would be more rare for someone not to have any of those quirks. Unless your a member of toast masters, it's easy to say 'um', 'ah', 'uh' in between every thought.
 
What a load of horseshit.

Edit: Sort of random sidestory: I have been after my husband for years because he never says "uh" or "um" when we're on the phone. Imagine what it's like to talk to a person you can't see and in certain times in the conversation there's complete silence on the other line for long periods of time. To which I usually think, "Oh crap they've disconnected" followed by a frantic "HELLO?" and then he always says, "yeah I'm here, I'm just thinking." The man has slowly been driving me insane with this for 7 years now.
 
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What a load of horseshit.

Edit: Sort of random sidestory: I have been after my husband for years because he never says "uh" or "um" when we're on the phone. Imagine what it's like to talk to a person you can't see and in certain times in the conversation there's complete silence on the other line for long periods of time. To which I usually think, "Oh crap they've disconnected" followed by a frantic "HELLO?" and then he always says, "yeah I'm here, I'm just thinking." The man has slowly been driving me insane with this for 7 years now.

This happens with me all the time with my girl. Didn't know it made you guys mad.

Here's the addon to the story -

Me - (random silence on the phone)

Girl - Hello? Helooooo???

Me - Am here... am here..

Girl - Why weren't you speaking?

Me - Nothing... jus thinking

Girl - Thinking what?

Me - Nothing in particular... just...

Girl - Just what?

Me - I already told you, it's nothing!

Girl - How can you think "nothing"? When you already told me you were thinking something?

Me - Relax!

Girl - Or maybe, it's something that you wouldn't want to tell me?

- And it ends up either in a huge argument that jumps from point A to point B faster than the speed of light or either of us getting irritated and hanging up abruptly.

I know. FML.
 
This happens with me all the time with my girl. Didn't know it made you guys mad.

Here's the addon to the story -

Me - (random silence on the phone)

Girl - Hello? Helooooo???

Me - Am here... am here..

Girl - Why weren't you speaking?

Me - Nothing... jus thinking

Girl - Thinking what?

Me - Nothing in particular... just...

Girl - Just what?

Me - I already told you, it's nothing!

Girl - How can you think "nothing"? When you already told me you were thinking something?

Me - Relax!

Girl - Or maybe, it's something that you wouldn't want to tell me?

- And it ends up either in a huge argument that jumps from point A to point B faster than the speed of light or either of us getting irritated and hanging up abruptly.

I know. FML.


Happens to me too, they interrupt your train of thought and then keep heckling you while you're trying to get it back. By the time you do, they've lost interest in your answer and will usually cut you off before you can get it out.


Has to do with women being:
  • Driven by emotion
  • Crazy (who else does this shit?)
  • Manipulative (this is actually one of the ways that they fuck with you)
  • Egocentric (God forbid you werent completely focused on them for a minute)
  • Short Attention Spanned (Didn't really want to talk, just wanted to flap my gums)
 
What a load of horseshit.

Edit: Sort of random sidestory: I have been after my husband for years because he never says "uh" or "um" when we're on the phone. Imagine what it's like to talk to a person you can't see and in certain times in the conversation there's complete silence on the other line for long periods of time. To which I usually think, "Oh crap they've disconnected" followed by a frantic "HELLO?" and then he always says, "yeah I'm here, I'm just thinking." The man has slowly been driving me insane with this for 7 years now.

A husband with super powers of reverse-spousal-passive-aggressive-mind-screw?

Tell him he has a new fan.