'Killer dolphins' escape: 3 Navy-trained dolphins missing

[nickCR]

"The team of dolphins have reportedly been trained to seek mines and attack enemy divers. According to navy officials, the dolphins are trained to use special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers" (via the Science Recorder).

'Killer dolphins' escape: 3 Navy-trained dolphins missing - Boston News | Examiner.com

Careful on your next dive Dresden, they were trained by the Ukrainian Navy and probably on the hunt for some nazi blood.

 

[ShadowCaster]

Meh, still not as scary as sharks with lasers.

 

[_Richard_]

US-trained but the ukraine lost them?

I suppose they don't have trackers

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

inb4 Europe send a couple of faggot ass porpoises to help in the search. Fucking Eurofags with their gay porpoises and shit.

 

[jstover77]

 

[rm@tag]

Better catch them before they breed with regular dolphins and create an army of knife and firearm weilding super-dolphins.

 

[(O_o)]

What the fuck is going on in the world where we need to have dolphins that can shoot people or stab them?

What a gross waste of tax payer money :C

Must be nice to get one of these government contracts. free money. dont really have to yield results.

 

[jryan21]

Looks like they found one of them in Detroit:

 

[dooogen]

lol fake lol

 

[contract]

U.S. Navy’s $28 million marine mammal program, which trains and employs 80 bottle-nosed dolphins and 40 California sea lions to detect and clear mines and other dangers from ports

$28 million

$28 million

$28 million

Good to see tax payer money being put to good use, warms my heart and wallet.

 

[SkyFire]

Fucking humans, we ruin everything, even dolphins.

 

[ly2 from WF]

These were obviously commie dolphins that went AWOL. They should all face a military court.

 

[SWoods]

Lol, nice way to blow that kind of money - Next is the $42 million project to train ants to gather intel.

 

[ShadowCaster]

Lol, nice way to blow that kind of money - Next is the $42 million project to train ants to gather intel.

We're not far from that.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMWse6P-9M]Wild Showcase: Antzilla - Tracking Ants - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Midas Touch]

Pussy Sharks needing Lasers and Gay Dolphins with Special Knives!!

Fuck that Rogue Dolphin Team needing "special" knives & shit.


Send in the damn Narwhal Team!!!

lulz

 

[SWoods]

We're not far from that.

Wild Showcase: Antzilla - Tracking Ants - YouTube

Ha, I tried to think of the most unlikely. Backfire lol, better watch out for those ants