Jesus, What The Fuck Is Wrong With The UN?

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Prashant_W

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Heard the news folks? The UN has appointed and endorsed the scheming sonofabitch Mugabe as the "leader for tourism".

What. The. Fuck?
 


See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Prashant. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Prashant. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!


Guess which one the UN is.
 
Inb4 5 pages of people claiming Mugabe isn't bad / is the same as western leaders, in a circle jerk of relativism.
 
d_diggler said:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Prashant. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Prashant. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!


Guess which one the UN is.
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You're also forgetting the psychopaths, sociopaths, narcissists and other behavioral/mental disorders. These type of people find their way to the top, and like a virus they infect everything from banks, corporations and governing organizations.
 
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Jeeta said:
You're also forgetting the psychopaths, sociopaths, narcissists and other behavioral/mental disorders. These type of people find their way to the top, and like a virus they infect everything from banks, corporations and governing organizations.
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No, they're the assholes.
 
d_diggler said:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Prashant. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Prashant. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!


Guess which one the UN is.
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That's actually the smartest thing I've ever read on wickedfire.
 
Haha. So what about realists who want people to behave but understand this to be idealistic? From what I can tell, pussies are idealists. Hence, the categories would differ right?
 
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