Jesus Christ DreamHost...

[krazyjosh5]

I went to go read the new DreamHost monthly email newsletter and it starts off like this:

0.  Introduction.

Whew, the dog days of August. Just about time for a DreamHost July
newsletter.

I know it's too hot to read all this, and especially since you've
diverted all your electricity to your ac (except you, Australians), I'll
keep this newsletter how I like my women, short and rough.

But, as anybody who's gone to the bathroom after a little woman who
forgot to flush will tell you, BIG things can come in small packages!

Women shit flowers, duh.

 

[Bofu2U]

When you have a fuckload of sales coming in every day... I think you forget who you're talking to

DreamHost always was a little on the "free" side.

 

[nachoninja]

thats funny and fucked up at the same time