I've never had a girlfriend.

[TheCableMonkey]

Anyone want to buy me a ticket to elite retreat?

 

[Jon]

What does one have to do with the other?

 

[TheCableMonkey]

do they have to relate?

 

[Arc_Con]

They should; and I heard you could get ban in this board for such offense.

 

[TheCableMonkey]

They should; and I heard you could get ban in this board for such offense.

can someone link me to the rules page?

 

[Arc_Con]

can someone link me to the rules page?

:Yahoo_29: lol

 

[TheCableMonkey]

:Yahoo_29: lol

I can't believe you're laughing at me because i'm a loser.

 

[Jdog]

I think Lee is taken already, but good luck.

 

[John]

wow this is a pretty gay thread, congrats virgin.

 

[TheCableMonkey]

wow this is a pretty gay thread, congrats virgin.

Now if only I could get my name changed to STD-FREE.

 

[DruSam]

Now if only I could get my name changed to STD-FREE.

A virgin with STDs? Isn't that like cutting yourself with a bowling ball? :Yahoo_29:

 

[Andrew]

I hear Elite Retreat has been rejecting about 75% of the applicants, you probably wouldn't get in.

 

[John]

my stds have a lot of good memories behind them

 

[Jon]

I hear Elite Retreat has been rejecting about 75% of the applicants, you probably wouldn't get in.

They may start to accept food stamps, so he'll have a better chance.

 

[John]

I'd go but I don't think they would allow me to bring strippers, and it just wouldn't be fun without strippers.

 

[emp]

So you never had a girlfriend? So what?

Tired of your boytoys?

::emp::

 

[Reefer420]

use some internet dating service- one of my friends was going on at least 2-3 dates a week for a while (guess you need the cash though..)

I can't say much though, its been 5 years since I've been single (getting married soon...........!) but I have no idea what I'd do if I were single again- probably be the drunk idiot I always was and get turned down a lot..but those always make the best stories though, right?

 

[fenryr]

my stds have a lot of good memories behind them

bruahaha:1orglaugh::1orglaugh: