Here are some of my favorites:
14. Obama goes live on NBC saying that aliens do exist and there will be an alien with him who speaks to the whole world.
16. A lot of people who are handicapped will get out of their wheelchairs and will walk again. (Qualifier: “If they truly believe.”)
26. Re-discovery, by September, of the entrance to the hollow Earth at the North Pole.
52. God is actually a being of light and he is moving back towards us at the speed of light. The result is that he’ll send a laser pulse in that direction and tell us what a bad job everyone’s doing.
81. A celebrity will be exposed as a cannibal.
And my all-time favorite … one of the only hits: 102. There will be no really big changes, it’ll be “pretty much the same-old-same-old.” There’ll be some crises, medical advances, etc., but that’s what happens every year.