Then please take a look at some copy I had translated and let me know if it passes as being legit German and doesn't look like a Google translate translation. If you think it could be improved upon and are up for the task we can talk about that.
$20 just to have a read through it and let me know how it looks from a German's point of view. You know how we have these people who can't speak english come in here ask a question and we send them to a dickroll? Well I want to know if you read my German copy if you'd send me to a dickroll or if it screams of stupid americans can't even translate properly get me off this page now.
I'd put this on odesk but I'd trust someone from here a lot more than some expert translator over there.
$20 just to have a read through it and let me know how it looks from a German's point of view. You know how we have these people who can't speak english come in here ask a question and we send them to a dickroll? Well I want to know if you read my German copy if you'd send me to a dickroll or if it screams of stupid americans can't even translate properly get me off this page now.
I'd put this on odesk but I'd trust someone from here a lot more than some expert translator over there.