If you became the owner of FaceBook for one day

[faceblogger]

What would you do?

Condition - You can't sell the company/shares but you have all the other rights that mark zuckerberg has, throughout that 'one day'.

 

[dmnEPC]

Currently developing the next "FB" so I will let you know in 18 months

 

[tspesh]

I would sell my shares.

 

[music4mic]

create viral nude photos that led to a content locked page with BLAM! ???

 

[Rexibit]

What would you do?

Condition - You can't sell the company/shares but you have all the other rights that mark zuckerberg has, throughout that 'one day'.

I would embed multiple automated scripts on the servers that would not be easily traced or found so that I could have backdoors into the corporate E-mail and ad approval process for future corporate insight and monies.

Oh, and there'd be one to sell shares the day after with funds filtered through multiple offshore accounts.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

Charge $4.99/year.

 

[Jeeta]

Extort, give free advertising to a company of which I have an interest in for 24 hours. I'd de-reg the advertising department. I'd implement the "Yes, just approve it." policy in the hopes those rules remain unchanged when I'm gone.

 

[sheryonline]

will work as Mark and will try not to let down the company , will think as a normal person that what other people are expecting from FB .. like creating fake fanpages and FB ids will try to control that thing

 

[1yerrot]

I'd tell every hot chick within a 2 mile radius how rich I am.

But no, seriously. I'd STOP all the constant changes that they makes. It's annoying as crap. I stop using it after some really annoying changes for about 2 months and when I come back it's different again.

 

[LBorbit]

id launch their adsense alternative

 

[Yaxxx]

Give myself 1,000 unlimited daily spend FB ads account with no restrictions.

 

[Dresden14]

Be a dick, delete everyones fucking account and rofl the next day.

 

[1yerrot]

id launch their adsense alternative

Dude, is that really coming or what? I keep hearing about it and I'm definitely rooting for it. Adsense needs some competition, NOW.

 

[Otinsdale]

pull the plug and laugh watching what would happen if there was no facebook for a day

 

[Fatbat]

Currently developing the next "FB" so I will let you know in 18 months

You and about a million other people. Good luck!

 

[(O_o)]

Force all accounts to send out a mass status update with a URL of my choice.

BRB BALLING

 

[faceblogger]

I would just get a back up of the database (at least the user details part). Now I have all people's emails with their all details, interests, etc.

 

[Shaz07]

Go back to the way it used to look. This time line thing is annoying and is personally deterring me from using facebook.

 

[-God-]

1/ Make a fake account and post some really, really funny stuff on some friends walls with pictures of cats and/or dogs.

2/ Update my status to an insightful and pretentious song lyric that I hope some random girl sees and considers profound, delightful and worthy of some arse sex.

 

[AllBizNiz]

Run a make monies online ad that points to the meat spinner