I had a crazy Saturday night, at least for my uneventful life, so I thought I'd share it with you guys. My friends are in a band and they were playing a show in the town I grew up in, so I decided to go. There were a lot of faces I hadn't seen in 12+ years and I had a drink with my 7th grade math teacher. I noticed the hottest girl there wasn't someone I recognized, but she had the nicest ass. Then this girl ends up at my buddy's (the lead singer's) house. I sit next to her and we're talking for like 45 minutes and she's flirting with me.
This whole time we're all smoking in the circle. The first time I tried to pass the pipe to her she shook her head, and of course I was like, "c'mon, smoke with me." She said she didn't smoke, and I was like, "what do you mean? you aren't smoking today, orrrr...." She said she just doesn't smoke. And she said the last time she smoked marijuana was 14 years ago. I fell out of my seat laughing because she called the weed "marijuana". I was like, "who says that? cops say that." Then she said, yea, I'm a cop. I laughed and said, "no you're not." This girl was wayyyyyy too hot to be a cop, and she was wearing fuck me boots (btw, I found out she was half korean and half white). A few minutes pass and I make an announcement that if you're not smoking, you still need to pass it to your left. She said, "if I even touch that then I have to confiscate it." I asked, "WTF are you talking about?" That's when she says, "I'm a sheriff's deputy." So all i did was say cool, and hit the pipe. After that all I could think about was her handcuffing me to the bed, and I even asked her if she had her handcuffs with her. It was funny when my buddy kept calling her 5-0.
This whole time we're all smoking in the circle. The first time I tried to pass the pipe to her she shook her head, and of course I was like, "c'mon, smoke with me." She said she didn't smoke, and I was like, "what do you mean? you aren't smoking today, orrrr...." She said she just doesn't smoke. And she said the last time she smoked marijuana was 14 years ago. I fell out of my seat laughing because she called the weed "marijuana". I was like, "who says that? cops say that." Then she said, yea, I'm a cop. I laughed and said, "no you're not." This girl was wayyyyyy too hot to be a cop, and she was wearing fuck me boots (btw, I found out she was half korean and half white). A few minutes pass and I make an announcement that if you're not smoking, you still need to pass it to your left. She said, "if I even touch that then I have to confiscate it." I asked, "WTF are you talking about?" That's when she says, "I'm a sheriff's deputy." So all i did was say cool, and hit the pipe. After that all I could think about was her handcuffing me to the bed, and I even asked her if she had her handcuffs with her. It was funny when my buddy kept calling her 5-0.
