I killed Santa!

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So yesterday my wife and I were at a send off for her brother, and a bunch of family was there, little kids everywhere.

We were at our own little table out of the way talking about if we want to do the whole santa thing with our kid, since he'll be old enough to get it this coming christmas.

I said no, there is no reason to lie to your kid about something so stupid, she said yes, yadda yadda yadda, and she finally gave in.

Being a complete dork, I laughed manically, and exclaimed "Hahaha I killed santa, off with his head!", only to see a look of horror pass over my wifes face. I turn around and see three of my little cousins standing behind my looking like I'd just ripped their hearts out.

Ooops. lol.
 


Bastard! :)

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Skyfire: Get a Santa Claus pinata for your next party! :D

This is where being raised Jewish has certain advantages... I can legitimately be a tight arse around yuletime, as well as cash in on the great christmas sales, and then simply buy friends "New Years" gifts to "reciprocate" instead once the stock take sales start.
 
Well when I start reading the bible and came to know Jesus as the messiah. I told my children this, since I know the truth now and believed a lie for so long (lie how one gets to heaven by being good Lie )

Anyway I told my kids there is no santa I say I want to be truthful with you from now on,won't lie to you again ....
 
Superman: well, there was a Saint Nikolai, who WAS canonized for going about and handing out gifts of fine foods to the needy during Christmas... which is where Santa Claus comes from. The fat git that lives in the Northpole can be squarely blamed on CocaCola though...

Deliguy: Iz me n Jon steeLinz all Ur prisentz cuz we R LULZJewz
 
superman said:
Well when I start reading the bible and came to know Jesus as the messiah. I told my children this, since I know the truth now and believed a lie for so long (lie how one gets to heaven by being good Lie )

Anyway I told my kids there is no santa I say I want to be truthful with you from now on,won't lie to you again ....
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Funny. I plan to tell my kids (when the time is right) "Sorry honey there is no Santa, No toothfairy, No Easterbunny, No God, No jesus, No fairies..."

You think I should break it up a little bit for them?:D
 
Personalty I say 'Fuck the Kids'. They have to learn about it some time. Stop making them live in a stupid fantasy world for fucks sake. Otherwise your just delaying the inevitable.

It sucks but must be done. Better by you than someone else.
 
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