I hate twitter, but I love this....

[Brandon]

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

 

[papajohn56]

this guy is amazing as well:

Joshua Green Allen (fireland) on Twitter

 

[turbolapp]

followed.

 

[coffeebean]

Haha those are both awesome. Lol'd at Fireland's freshest tweet:

I tear off my Hello Kitty thong and shout: "Welcome to Flavor Country!" She flings her dentures at the Thomas Kinkade poster and it is ON.

 

[Drake]

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

Several LOLs on that one.

Lessons to be learned here kiddies.

He follows 1 fucking person.

21 posts.

145,873 Followers

It's fucking funny as shit.

 

[Jokestar]

What the fuck. 145,873 followers in less than a month?

 

[Jan]

What the fuck. 145,873 followers in less than a month?

Over achiever.....show off

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

The funniest thing about it is the one guy he is following is The Reading Rainbow guy. Now that's comedic genius...

 

[TylerL]

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

 

[Hamburglar]

Over achiever.....show off

This is Justin's Twitter Bio

Bio I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says

Enough said.