I grossed myself out researching a niche

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I thought I had a pretty strong stomach and was able to deal with most kinds of bodily yuckiness (anyone who's ever housetrained a pet will know you can't afford to be squeamish) but I just couldn't go through with this niche because it just makes me heave.

I noticed ear wax removal was coming up quite a lot as a search term in my server logs, and Hello Kitty ear picks were doing well in an ebay store, so I decided to make a site about it. Now I was ok when it came to the usual ear drops, syringing info and even those gadgets that let you see into your own ear canal, but the worst part was yesterday when the pack of disposable ear picks I had ordered arrived. BF put one into his ear and said "This is crap, it's not doing anything" only to pull it out with the biggest wodge of ear wax I've ever seen. BLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUURRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

And it wasn't like the hard stuff that falls out naturally, it was very damp and squishy. Then he dug in again and pulled out ANOTHER ear wax load, at which point I was dry heaving like crazy. How can anyone have so much wax in their ear?

But then, I soldiered on and tried one out myself, since I wanted to write a review, and JESUS CHRIST a great big lump came out of my lovely, delicate ear too. And I've never even had any wax problems.

The last straw came when I did an ebay search for 'ear wax' to get some ideas. Well, just try it for yourself (on the ebay.co.uk site, not the ebay.com one) and take a look at the related searches. Why are us brits so goddamn filthy and perverted?

So, yeah, I give up. I just can't do this one.

(If you want to do this then look up ear pick, ear spoon, ear curette, mimikaki, ear scope or otoscope. Hydrogen peroxide drops are the only way to dissolve hard wax (olive oil is useless), ear candles are a complete scam and suction devices are also useless.)
 


Hell, I'll take it. Mwahaha!!!

I hear ya though, but I actually had this problem (like.. I actually had ear wax buildup) and let me tell you it KILLED ME on the way back from Cancun due to the compression & pressure.

Good call though.
 
That's nothing, try looking into the colon cleansing niche. I learned that suction devices are useless in this niche as well. Then I found out about the dual action products. You should have seen what I did to an airplane restroom on my flight back from Cancun.
 
See, I'm actually ok with poo (most women at least try the laxative/diet coke thing before they realise it fucks you up). 2girls1cup didn't even faze me either. But ear wax....ear.....wax... UGH! And the ebay.co.uk search brought up stuff like snot and used tampons *vom*
 
kofiannan said:
The last straw came when I did an ebay search for 'ear wax' to get some ideas. Well, just try it for yourself (on the ebay.co.uk site, not the ebay.com one) and take a look at the related searches. Why are us brits so goddamn filthy and perverted?
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No related searches for me (fortunately I think) .. "search has changed" apparently!

Really sorry, I assumed you were a bloke! Mostly 'cos most of us here are and also your name... but then I'm sure there's a guy here called Lola or Loyola or something like that... It's a mixed up, muddled up, fucked up world!

Now you're gonna say you are a fella... with delicate ears and a BF!
 
Jesus - I've been looking for something that would actually pull a bloody great pile of ear wax outta my ears - seriously. Even contemplated shooting myself in the ear with one of those high velocity water pistol thingies having read that this can sometimes work. Or perhaps I should just go and get them syringed professionally?

I've had problems with my ears for years, and just KNOW there's a massive squidgy wax pellet in there that's desperate to be dislodged.

Anyway - to cut to the chase - are you saying that hello Kitty ear picks really DO work? Are they like plastic meathooks or something???!!!

:)
 
See?! I knew this would be a good niche! But yeah, the ones with a slight curve/spoon at the end definitely work. Ebay has tons of mass produced LED ear picks. Definitely don't use those sprays, they can increase the risk of infection. Same goes for cotton buds, fingernails, hair pins and cocktail sticks. They'll only push it further in.
 
It'd be pretty hard to rupture your ear drum since you jump 3 ft in the air if you push anything that far. Verrrrry sensitive that bit.
 
haha, that happened to me the other day!

I was deaf for a few days and felt something in my ear but could get it out, so i left it in there for a few days, then finally managed to dig it out.

It was about this big:

<---> Wide
<-> Thick

Yummy!
 
someone needs to post pics of these huge ear waxes y'all pullin out... cuz I can't imagine pulling something out that big for a person who regularly q-tips.
 
as for disgusting niches...

you should try some of the porn ones... BBW is one that personally makes my skin crawl... nothing against fat chicks... it's just the sight of a 300 pounder naked and going at it kills my woody for days... it's fuckin traumatic...

I can actually deal with the scat and pissing content much easier than the some of the BBW stuff... vomit is another pretty sick one tho...
 
Why the fuck are they call q-tips?

I use COTTON BUDS to clean my ears, but couldn't go in that far.
 
mickbw8 said:
Jesus - I've been looking for something that would actually pull a bloody great pile of ear wax outta my ears - seriously. Even contemplated shooting myself in the ear with one of those high velocity water pistol thingies having read that this can sometimes work. Or perhaps I should just go and get them syringed professionally?

I've had problems with my ears for years, and just KNOW there's a massive squidgy wax pellet in there that's desperate to be dislodged.

Anyway - to cut to the chase - are you saying that hello Kitty ear picks really DO work? Are they like plastic meathooks or something???!!!

:)
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When you put your finger into your ear so that it is completely surrounded by your ear (don't know how else to put this), and then pull it out fast, it creates a vaccuum that can suck out the bastard. Give it a try.

Don't ask how I know this... :anon.sml:

You can also buy my ebook-home-study-course "Ear Wax Removal Secrets THEY Don't Want You To Know - How a blind sexually dysfunctional donkey found the secret Shaolin meditation technique that eradicates ear wax instantly and makes you rich and famous". It's a steal at 97$. ;)

... and you get my colon cleanse live video in HD as a free bonus if you order now.
 
Rate my earwax, hmmmmm....

But yah, bit of confusion on this thread on cleaning the entrance of the ear canal vs build up of wax in the actual canal. (If you don't get a build up then you have a gene that only makes dry, crumbly wax. Urgh. Bofu2U, you're gonna be rich.)
 
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