"I am a Chinese"

jasonEndeavor

jasonEndeavor

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[17:30] leadsupport: could you give me an invitation?
[17:31] jasonendeavor: hi
[17:31] jasonendeavor: may I ask who this is?
[17:31] leadsupport: Xu
[17:32] jasonendeavor: Hi Xu!
[17:32] jasonendeavor: tell me about yourself, how did you hear about endeavor?
[17:32] leadsupport: I am a chinese I worked as an afiliate for two years
[17:33] leadsupport: I want to be one of your publishers
[17:33] leadsupport: My phone is XXXXXXXXX
[17:33] jasonendeavor: great, i love chinese.


thought maybe some of you would find this as comical as i did.
 
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Let's make some FTCcakes.

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OMG THIS HOLE THING REMINDES ME OF A STORY ONE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS WATCHING STARBLAZERS RIGHT AND I ASKED THIS ONE OTHER KID WHO WAS A LITLE BABBY TO GET ME SOME WATER SO HE WENT IN TO THE KICHEN AND ASKED HIS MOM AND SHE GAVE HIME SUM WATER AND THEN HE BROUT THE WATER BACK TO ME AND I DRINKED IT AND HE THEN LEFT AND THEN BROTG ME SOME MORE WATER AND THEN I DRANK IT TO AND THEN IGAVE HIM THE GLASS AND THEN HE BROGHT ME SOME MORE AND I DIDNENT WANT IT BUT I DRANK IT AND THEN I TOLED HIME I DID NOT WANT ANY MORE WATER BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO WATCH THE SHOW AND I WAS FULL FROM ALL THE OTHER WATER BE GOT ME THEN HE HAD A NOTHER GLASS AND I DIDNENT WANT IT BUT I DRANK IT AND I THOGT HU I WONDER WHERE HE IS GETING ALL THIS GLASSES OF WATER FROMAND I FOLLOWED HIM IN TO THE BATHROOOM AND THEN HE PUT THE GLASS IN THE TOILET AND THEN HE HANDED IT TO ME HAHA TRU STORIE TO
 
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<pedantic rant>
<title>Learn to speak Chinese and you might not find it so odd/funny.</title>
<description>Like a lot of Asian languages the grammar for use of the verb "to be" (is, am, are) is quite different than English. "is" is an equivalence and not used for describing qualities of the subject. It's easy to understand how a non-native speaker of English would make a mistake in the grammar.
</description>
<related>Prepositions give them lots of problems, too.</related>
</pedantic rant>

(too much caffeine)
 
Infinite Keith said:
OMG THIS HOLE THING REMINDES ME OF A STORY ONE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS WATCHING STARBLAZERS RIGHT AND I ASKED THIS ONE OTHER KID WHO WAS A LITLE BABBY TO GET ME SOME WATER SO HE WENT IN TO THE KICHEN AND ASKED HIS MOM AND SHE GAVE HIME SUM WATER AND THEN HE BROUT THE WATER BACK TO ME AND I DRINKED IT AND HE THEN LEFT AND THEN BROTG ME SOME MORE WATER AND THEN I DRANK IT TO AND THEN IGAVE HIM THE GLASS AND THEN HE BROGHT ME SOME MORE AND I DIDNENT WANT IT BUT I DRANK IT AND THEN I TOLED HIME I DID NOT WANT ANY MORE WATER BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO WATCH THE SHOW AND I WAS FULL FROM ALL THE OTHER WATER BE GOT ME THEN HE HAD A NOTHER GLASS AND I DIDNENT WANT IT BUT I DRANK IT AND I THOGT HU I WONDER WHERE HE IS GETING ALL THIS GLASSES OF WATER FROMAND I FOLLOWED HIM IN TO THE BATHROOOM AND THEN HE PUT THE GLASS IN THE TOILET AND THEN HE HANDED IT TO ME HAHA TRU STORIE TO
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Well played sir, well played. The cum stained pillow is also a nice touch +rep.
 
jasonEndeavor said:
[17:30] leadsupport: could you give me an invitation?
[17:31] jasonendeavor: hi
[17:31] jasonendeavor: may I ask who this is?
[17:31] leadsupport: Xu
[17:32] jasonendeavor: Hi Xu!
[17:32] jasonendeavor: tell me about yourself, how did you hear about endeavor?
[17:32] leadsupport: I am a chinese I worked as an afiliate for two years
[17:33] leadsupport: I want to be one of your publishers
[17:33] leadsupport: My phone is XXXXXXXXX
[17:33] jasonendeavor: great, i love chinese.


thought maybe some of you would find this as comical as i did.
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