ha funny story i didnt know there were rub and tuck places around here. Anyways i went to a bar (underage at the time ) and im into my 7-8th shot and im drunk as fuck. Out of nowhere i hear like 7 sirens and the other underage kids running into the bathroom(why follow the sheeple right?). anyways im trying to stay calm as as fuck and pretend to go take a call/ smoke a cigarette and play it off like i didnt give a fuck. The cops rush right past me into the apartments next to the bar and drag out the whores lmao. my dumbass just stood there trying to catch a glimpse of their titties and shit, but one asshole cop had to turn around and ask me how old i was and the entire spiel, show me your id, yada yada. showed him my highschool id card, he asked me for my parents phone number. I gave him my phone number. my fucking voicemail goes off "hi, this is charles leave me a message." lol he just laughed and drove me him. turned out better than i thought it would. ha
