I just got an awesome call while I happened to be surfing Wickedfire at work. It made my day basically and thought a lot of members would find it just as funny as I did. I just wish I had more fun with the guy. I should try to get the guys number off the caller id so I can post it here and we can look up their "web hosting company."
So anyways, the caller was looking for "the person who manages the website" which happens to be me and he explained how he was calling from some web hosting company that no one gives a shit about or has heard of. He offered to "index our website for a one time fee of only $19.99!" I started laughing but politely told him that we definitely were not interested. He started explaining how we were losing a lot of traffic without using their service. He sounded super cocky at this point but also sounded like SUCH an douche bag. He asked if we offered this random keyword related to our industry and I told him that we did and he quickly replied that we were slipping in the search engines because we weren't using their service and losing money because of it! I said "Good! Thats awesome!" and hung up. (I monitor our spots in the SERPS pretty closely and we're definitely NOT dropping or any crap like that. Our site has a TON of trust from Google (and the other two) because they registered the domain back in the late 90s and we have good content that gets updated pretty often.)
So WTF? Are we really at the point in 2008 where people call you out of the blue, with what seems little or no knowledge or understanding of search engines, web hosting or seo, and try to sell this shit to some other dumbass webmaster for $20 a pop?
Next time someone calls offering some shit like this I'm going to tell them to index my ass you fucking flute!!!
So anyways, the caller was looking for "the person who manages the website" which happens to be me and he explained how he was calling from some web hosting company that no one gives a shit about or has heard of. He offered to "index our website for a one time fee of only $19.99!" I started laughing but politely told him that we definitely were not interested. He started explaining how we were losing a lot of traffic without using their service. He sounded super cocky at this point but also sounded like SUCH an douche bag. He asked if we offered this random keyword related to our industry and I told him that we did and he quickly replied that we were slipping in the search engines because we weren't using their service and losing money because of it! I said "Good! Thats awesome!" and hung up. (I monitor our spots in the SERPS pretty closely and we're definitely NOT dropping or any crap like that. Our site has a TON of trust from Google (and the other two) because they registered the domain back in the late 90s and we have good content that gets updated pretty often.)
So WTF? Are we really at the point in 2008 where people call you out of the blue, with what seems little or no knowledge or understanding of search engines, web hosting or seo, and try to sell this shit to some other dumbass webmaster for $20 a pop?
Next time someone calls offering some shit like this I'm going to tell them to index my ass you fucking flute!!!