Happy Fathers Day
- Thread starter eliquid
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get your ass in here now.
But yeah, I already opened my wife's gift to me. I got 4 new shirts, the first in 2+ years. You get married and new clothing and all that jazz doesn't mean shit. ;P
All fathers are or have been motherfuckers at one point or another.
Here's to you, you motherfuckers.
Here's to you, you motherfuckers.
I'm a proud motherfucker. 4 weeks ago we had our 2nd. Only 2 more weeks until I can have sex again!
Congrats on the new baby. Only 3 more months until you can sleep again
I've got two of my own ages 9 & 13. It goes by FAST. I'm feeling old.
85? You're doing it wrong bro.
During Infant stage create a blog and put up all those gosh darn cute pictures of him/her. Ball out on that MFA.
Do that until they can walk. Then sit them down and start product testing on various toys with them. Make them work a 3 hour shift in the morning, choosing what they like about the toy. Then get a prototype and market that shit. Ball out on drop shipping.
As soon as they can fucking write a sentence, have them writing content. We all know its better than majority of outsourced content.
After that, get them to build sites all the way until they gtfo.
If the steps above fail, you can always get them to sling crack. If they get locked up then at least you breakeven and the government pays.
That shits foolproof.
Oh also, you may need to get rid of the mother, she'll probably won't be down and be too high of an expense.
I didn't even know it was Fathers Day till my daughter called me from the UK. Unfortunately I was giving my Italian GF some 'English lessons' at the time, and that just about says it all.