Twas the night before two weeks to Halloween and all through the house,
All the creatures were stirring, even the fifty pound mouse!
But fuck all those creatures, they're mooches and make no money,
And they're not the topic of this poem -- though that may have been quite funny.
However in an effort to make this long story short,
I'm offering a discount of sorts in the effort of good sport.
Drop all my rates down to three dollars straight,
For 100 words of content -- oh no, please don't hate.
Because rewrites are but a small two dollar fifty,
And you fucking know that them bastards will be incredibly thrifty.
If you're wondering on what exactly caused this here poem,
Then I point and giggle to the Bud Light with it's delicious white foam.
Yes, I know it's but Noon, but you see -- I am Irish,
But don't mistake that with me being tirish.
So what the fuck are you waiting for, go get your orders in,
This discount will not last much longer than a clothing pin.
Yes, I know that made no sense but hopefully it made a point,
Now order some content and go smoke a joint. :thumbsup:
Note: For those of you dumbasses who couldn't decipher the new rates from that fucking Iliad I just spit, it's $3.00 per 100 words with $2.50 per 100 words for rewrites. That's a full 50 cents off of each, plus my normal, nonsensical (business wise) discounts as well. Enjoy!
All the creatures were stirring, even the fifty pound mouse!
But fuck all those creatures, they're mooches and make no money,
And they're not the topic of this poem -- though that may have been quite funny.
However in an effort to make this long story short,
I'm offering a discount of sorts in the effort of good sport.
Drop all my rates down to three dollars straight,
For 100 words of content -- oh no, please don't hate.
Because rewrites are but a small two dollar fifty,
And you fucking know that them bastards will be incredibly thrifty.
If you're wondering on what exactly caused this here poem,
Then I point and giggle to the Bud Light with it's delicious white foam.
Yes, I know it's but Noon, but you see -- I am Irish,
But don't mistake that with me being tirish.
So what the fuck are you waiting for, go get your orders in,
This discount will not last much longer than a clothing pin.
Yes, I know that made no sense but hopefully it made a point,
Now order some content and go smoke a joint. :thumbsup:
Note: For those of you dumbasses who couldn't decipher the new rates from that fucking Iliad I just spit, it's $3.00 per 100 words with $2.50 per 100 words for rewrites. That's a full 50 cents off of each, plus my normal, nonsensical (business wise) discounts as well. Enjoy!
and the fucking hysterical part about it all is caffeinated content is on my site (blog) with not one ounce of original content lol but it's how I'm promoting it is why I have such bad ass stats so now that I've got the bad ass traffic I need ur crack..come on man give me some of that good shit. Lol let's tlk!
