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Found this on internetseriousbiz.com after searching for "internet is serious business" (don't ask).

Gave me epic lulz.

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i saw it on digg and don't get it. wtf like, does he not go to pubs, nightclubs or sporting clubs if he's that lonely. women need boyfriends more than the vice versa ya know, use that to your advantage!
 
Nothing says "I'm hip" like rolling up to a club/pub by yourself.

come on slightly. thats a loser attitude. yes, its *better* to come with someone. but if you got no other choice, you gotta go alone and do your thing. yea, i know that takes balls. yet, otherwise youll be in your puny flat all your life, alone.
 
The nightclub I used ti run in Melbourne, there'd be this dude that sat on top of the cigarette machine, reading a book, usually a thick one. Not particularly attractive. Definitely not terribly social seeing as he was reading a book in a nightclub.
But he'd have HEAPS of women buying him drinks and talking to him because he stood out... or sat out as the case may be.
Never saw him with any of his own friends, although the regulars would wave at him as they got a pack of smokes. He'd come in, hop up onto the cigarette machine, open the book, and start reading.
Weird guy, but he seemed to pulled plenty.
 
hahahaha- I just asked a girl out yesterday on the interwebz.
I am taking her to Armin van Buren this saturday- I'll let u know how things will go!

Exceptional timing!
 
come on slightly. thats a loser attitude. yes, its *better* to come with someone. but if you got no other choice, you gotta go alone and do your thing. yea, i know that takes balls. yet, otherwise youll be in your puny flat all your life, alone.
Hahah aight. Agreed. It's *better* to come with someone. But if you're going alone, it must be done right. Start talking early, not just stand off in a corner being creepy. Seems like too many choose the latter.
 
Nothing says "I'm hip" like rolling up to a club/pub by yourself.

man i've pulled women on my own when my friends all got way too drunk to go to the club. but everyone was merry in the club, women just thought i'd left my friends for a bit. it'd be hard in the pub alright when everyones sober!

the worst thing about trying on your own is you've no wingman to distract the annoying friend of the girl
 
Negative.
It's lonely, socially retarded dorks like you that put food on my plate and a roof over my head.

That was unasked for.
FYI my IM list reached 2k. I am so fucking lonely. I would give you my social internet LP's if I were positive you would not steal my ideas. I make more money with social interwebz than you prolly earn with your ONLY weapons of choice- adsense and clickbank.
How could it be socially retarded to ask some girl out via internetz? Am I less of a man? Ur attitude is socially retarded- ponder on that! U Macho Man!
Welcome to my ignore list.
Enjoy ur meatball sandwich served on your shiny plate.
 
That was unasked for.
FYI my IM list reached 2k. I am so fucking lonely. I would give you my social internet LP's if I were positive you would not steal my ideas. I make more money with social interwebz than you prolly earn with your ONLY weapons of choice- adsense and clickbank.
How could it be socially retarded to ask some girl out via internetz? Am I less of a man? Ur attitude is socially retarded- ponder on that! U Macho Man!
Welcome to my ignore list.
Enjoy ur meatball sandwich served on your shiny plate.

Further proved my point.
Go to sleep.
 
That was unasked for.
FYI my IM list reached 2k. I am so fucking lonely. I would give you my social internet LP's if I were positive you would not steal my ideas. I make more money with social interwebz than you prolly earn with your ONLY weapons of choice- adsense and clickbank.
How could it be socially retarded to ask some girl out via internetz? Am I less of a man? Ur attitude is socially retarded- ponder on that! U Macho Man!
Welcome to my ignore list.
Enjoy ur meatball sandwich served on your shiny plate.

LOLz. Are you for real?!
 
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