Great Toasts

[QMcFarlan]

Know any good drinking toasts?

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Here's to the heat! Not the heat from burning shacks and shanties, but the heat from dropping pants and panties!

 

[zany zoroaster]

A toast from a Soviet-era movie:

"And then God said: 'Oh Abraham, follow me and your children will multiply like the countless stars in the sky'. So let us drink for Cybernetics, with the help of which we can now precisely count the stars".

And a typical toast from my own nights out:

"Gaaah, duuudes you ares th bessst, lets drink tooo friendshp!!!"

 

[papajohn56]

"here's to us and people like us. everyone else? fuck em."

 

[bb_wolfe]

Know any good drinking toasts?

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Here's to the heat! Not the heat from burning shacks and shanties, but the heat from dropping pants and panties!

Here's to us
Who's like us?
Damn few.
And they're all DEAD.


+Rep to the one who can identify that one without using google.

 

[Chris R Motive]

"To chicks and firetrucks"

 

[dschus]

"Oh Jeesus guys, I just love all your fruity bastards!"

- an unknown quote from a guy from a GAY AFFILIATE FORUM.

 

[Transplant]

............and best wishes on your new lives together in holy matrimony,
.oh.....oh......shit.........Dude, I forgot to tell you like three weeks ago that Cindy's got the HIV. Awww fuck it everyone have a great night!

 

[ebittner]

To honor, to getting honor, to keeping honor; and if you can't cum in her, cum on-her.

 

[Rage9]

Sociable! ............. No serious come on guys sociable.... fuck it I'm getting wasted.

 

[Bofu2U]

"To the next step ..."