Great News for Jeffrey

[Dwight Schrute]

Federal judge rules morning-after pill must be available for women of all ages | Fox News

"A federal judge ruled Friday that the morning-after pill known as Plan B must be made available over the counter for women of all ages."

Math problem for the Asians of WickedFire:

- Jeff creampies an average of 4 girls a week
- Jeff spends $40 for every Plan B pill he has to buy at CVS (the pharmacist knows him by name)
- How much money will Jeff save yearly on his Amex bill if 65% of the girls he creampies are legally eligible to receive the pill on their own?

 

[productionhead]

What if the preteen is too shy to go get the pill? Will Jeffrey need to get it for her? If so, what kind of documentation will he need to bring?

Important variables must be accounted for.

 

[thehobbster]

He'll spend $5,408 on the Plan B, but assuming each abortion is about $300...

He'll save around $35,152.

I'm half Japanese.

EDIT: Misread that 65% will get their own pill. I thought he'd be buying the Plan B for that many. Too lazy to fix. Go copy some other asian's homework.

 

[Wright]

Can he get them to sign up for a rebill to purchase the pills through his affiliate link and bank instead of it costing him money?

 

[flaw3d]

MAYBE HE BUYS THEM WHOLESALE INSTEAD?

 

[jhoffy22]

OR MAYBE FALCON PUNCH? ^

 

[PortraitArtist]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...t-be-available-for-women-all/?intcmp=trending
- Jeff creampies an average of 4 hairy ginger dudes a week

- Jeff creampies an average of 4 barely washed half-dead grandmas a week

I'm new here. Please tell me which should be the fixed version in this forum.

In either case, Jeff's expenses should have always been ~$0/y.

 

[crackp0t]

I'm new here. Please tell me which should be the fixed version in this forum.

In either case, Jeff's expenses should have always been ~$0/y.

First one, because everyone knows Jeffery only screws Dwight.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

First one, because everyone knows Jeffery only screws Dwight.

1. I am not hairy - I am completely shaved
2. I am not a ginger!

 

[AllBizNiz]

 

[guerilla]

He'll spend $5,408 on the Plan B, but assuming each abortion is about $300...

How many Bitcoins is that?

 

[thehobbster]

How many Bitcoins is that?

2

4chars

 

[-joe-]

How many Bitcoins is that?

5.



...3.



...0.5.




...20.

 

[Pheasant]

5.



...3.



...0.5.




...20.

 

[crackp0t]

He'll spend $5,408 on the Plan B, but assuming each abortion is about $300...

He'll save around $35,152.

I'm half Japanese.

EDIT: Misread that 65% will get their own pill. I thought he'd be buying the Plan B for that many. Too lazy to fix. Go copy some other asian's homework.