Great Christmas Gift for Her

[rawbones]

Stocking stuffer--HOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHHOOHHHO

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[kingofsp]

I'm torn between this and dick in a box.

 

[kblessinggr]

Looking at the Brown Bag Catalog (my wife's a consultant) they actually sell a cream called "Be Snug" for 14$:

"He'll thank you for the tight sensation you experience with Be Snug. This popular shrink cream is made with 'alum' and shea butter. The cream is water soluble, safe and long lasting."

So yea its real, but it takes most women bout 10 minutes to take effect.

 

[BigWill]

throw that bitch on a rebill

lets slang that viagel

 

[AllBizNiz]

Here's a nice stocking stuffer

 

[LotsOfZeros]

I'm torn between this and dick in a box.

I LOL'd at 'Torn'
+Rep

 

[kblessinggr]

I LOL'd at 'Torn'
+Rep

If any of that alum got on him, he might tear skin (ouch!)

 

[Roundabout]

Here's a nice stocking stuffer

A USB compatable dildo. Now I've seen it all.

What's next, a car charger kit? How about a docking station.

 

[kblessinggr]

A USB compatable dildo. Now I've seen it all.

What's next, a car charger kit? How about a docking station.

Brown bag already has a vibe attachment for your cellphone (ie: vibes inside of her when a call comes in).