Google issues settlement terms to the European Union



1) Do Evil
2) Get Sued
3) b4 losing a case, Do settlement
4) Change more privacy policies in favour of data mining
5) Send press release, "DO NO EVIL"
6) Profit
 
The proper response for google to have delivered to the EU:

"What dafuq do I care you're going to ban me 4? It's not like the EU is going to be around n 4 years anyhow!"
 
Google's power and dominance on the internet is both manifest and under-appreciated. They are monopolistic in ways that are hard for regulators to even grasp.

Just think about what would happen if Google.com, Google services and Google Sites shut down for a day.
 
Google's power and dominance on the internet is both manifest and under-appreciated. They are monopolistic in ways that are hard for regulators to even grasp.

Just think about what would happen if Google.com, Google services and Google Sites shut down for a day.

Does that kill chrome?
 
"What dafuq do I care you're going to ban me 4? It's not like the EU is going to be around n 4 years anyhow!"

I hope you have guns ammo and bitcoins stockpiled for when the euro-muslim UN forces arrive on their Obama heliships...