Girlfriend thinks mGrunin is hot. What to do?

[ly2 from WF]

Showed her the puppy/donation thread.




Her: Who that mrrrgurrrin guy?

Me: I dunno, why? He's on my FB friends list...

Her: Oh let me go see. Oh, he's hot and his GF is pretty, can we go to NY and meet them?

Me: Shut the fuck up.

 

[Reive]

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[cassius]

His GF is hot if she is the one holding the pup. Let's just uhhhh. . . start a thread with GF contact info. You go first, then mGrunin. Swear I won't call. I swearz.

 

[ly2 from WF]

This is what my nightmares for the next couple of weeks will look like. Like the part from office space where he invisions his boss drinking coffee and fucking his GF.

Only martin will be trading stocks on his cell phone from inside the 5 series while she in under the steering wheel going to town.

FML

 

[cassius]

 

[guerilla]

When did we start worrying about what Amanda thinks?

 

[ly2 from WF]

His GF is hot if she is the one holding the pup. Let's just uhhhh. . . start a thread with GF contact info. You go first, then mGrunin. Swear I won't call. I swearz.

That's the vet, not his GF lol

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

When did we start worrying about what Amanda thinks?

Have you seen Barry?

 

[ly2 from WF]

Have you seen Barry?

Don't make me out you.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

You know I'm just playing bro.

 

[pewep]

Insecure because you have a tiny cock. You're lucky your girl has never fucked any black dudes because she'd be stretched out like a limo.

 

[ly2 from WF]

Insecure because you have a tiny cock.

Insecure because your father is a common street thug.

We both have issues, obviously.

 

[bizkiller]

FUCK GRUNIN DAWGGGG

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

Might be time to try a brunette out Barry.

 

[cassius]

That's the vet, not his GF lol

Target acquired.

 

[erifdekciw]

Here's why:

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[defelice]

bitches wish you were mgrunin status.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I fucking love Amanda. Would smash.

 

[RaptorJesus]

Nothing you can do. Dude is mad sexy AND slings ipod cases like Scarface working in a quickee mart. Dat nigga be internet famous.