Fuck Me, I have the flu... (important info for Crack Content customers)

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Crackajg

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Sup kids,

I got some good news and some bad news. First off, just as soon as I found out that my daughter had some sort of flu-bug 2 nights ago, I caught that shit yesterday and am experiencing it's full wrath today. Good times, good times! Not sure if it's the dreaded swine flu or not, but who fucking cares it's just the fucking flu anyway. Some chicken soup, some solid r&r and maybe some late night Skin-a-max if you're lucky and you're good to go in a few days.

Anyway, the bad news is I'm going to have to put a delay on all ETA'd content for today to either tomorrow or possibly Sunday. I do apologize and will make it up to you all with like 25% off your next order or free pro football betting picks or something -- even though it's not my fault some fucking idiot sneezed all over the mall without covering their mouth when they were sick. But whatever, that's what needs to be done for me to offer good customer service, so that's what I'm going to do. Done and done!

There are exceptions for today though: PurpleMafia, peacestone, and BigGreenPanda will all get there stuff before I go pass out on my couch because I'm a fucking machine and promised them there stuff would be set regardless. Everyone else with stuff due today (or in the next few days), there may be a 1-2 day delay. I apologize, I really do, but I must do epic battle with the swine. It is destiny.

Also, I will be posting a review of the swine flu when I get back. I doubt it's what everyone's cracked it up to be so I'll shed some truth on that shit hopefully tomorrow or Sunday. Okay, hopefully this made sense. Prolly not cause my immune system is doing photon laser battles inside of my entire body, and I'm probably just rambling incoherently about pretzels, so I apologize if this made no sense/disturbed you in any way.

K, that's about it. Feel free to place bets on how fast I'll be back. I won't give inside info I promise! :smilie_weihn_winki:
 


That's fine with me, I'm stuck with this flu aswel. Just send me a pm with payment details when it's ready.
 
Yo, I heard some acai berries will clear that shit right up. You should take some echinacea twice daily. You'll get sick way less. Preventative health care ftw!
 
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