Do you get hit up 10x a day with 3rd party vendors wanting to do a "quick" phone call to try to pitch why you need to pay them XXXX a month for their service.
Fuck that, I am way to busy even look at email, let alone have these people get me on the phone for 30 minutes for their lame SaaS or service and then hound me for weeks afterward when I don't get back to them.
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My response to ANYONE that randomly emails me to do a quick phone call about their service:
Don't out to Matt Fucking Cutts or Rand Asswipe Fishkin please.
Fuck that, I am way to busy even look at email, let alone have these people get me on the phone for 30 minutes for their lame SaaS or service and then hound me for weeks afterward when I don't get back to them.
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My response to ANYONE that randomly emails me to do a quick phone call about their service:
Kelsi -
Is your company on a mass random email reach out? I have 3 other clients all contacted by your company ( though I think diff reps ) in the past 3 weeks.
Your gonna have to work it to get my attention honestly, like those Nigerian princes that keep telling me I have $9.3 million dollars in a European bank account wanting for me to accept and then pass to them while I take the 10% cut off the top if I just give them my bank account numbers kind of attention. However, I hate people that pester me over and over when I don't contact them back though.
Here is the deal, see the below:
1. Do you work with any of our competitors, if so.. who are they?
2. Do you work with anyone in our industry ( soft goods ) that does ecommerce, if so.. who are they?
3. Whats the 10 most competitive terms your company has ranked on Google?
4. Who is the leader in Urban clothing online?
5. If you have a Twitter account ( personal or company ), please tweet who the top Urban clothing store is and their URL
6. Same above if you have Facebook
7. If your on Pinterest , pick some clothing or footwear from our store and pin it with our URL too
8. In 10 words ( and 10 words only ), tell me why WE need to have YOU work with us ( as a company/partner ).
I need all 8 done and sent back to me to evaluate if we can work with you. I get hit up 10x a day by companies like yours and I am looking for someone special to work with, not just another faceless company.
If I don't get back to you, its because Im busy. If you want to lose my business, hounding me daily though after this email will do it. If I never get back to you, its not personal.. its because I am an online marketer and I felt maybe I could do it better then your company based on what I received above in the 8 questions/tasks.
Lets see how you do and how fast you respond. Wow me, surprise me, make me want to have your company come on board please.
Is your company on a mass random email reach out? I have 3 other clients all contacted by your company ( though I think diff reps ) in the past 3 weeks.
Your gonna have to work it to get my attention honestly, like those Nigerian princes that keep telling me I have $9.3 million dollars in a European bank account wanting for me to accept and then pass to them while I take the 10% cut off the top if I just give them my bank account numbers kind of attention. However, I hate people that pester me over and over when I don't contact them back though.
Here is the deal, see the below:
1. Do you work with any of our competitors, if so.. who are they?
2. Do you work with anyone in our industry ( soft goods ) that does ecommerce, if so.. who are they?
3. Whats the 10 most competitive terms your company has ranked on Google?
4. Who is the leader in Urban clothing online?
5. If you have a Twitter account ( personal or company ), please tweet who the top Urban clothing store is and their URL
6. Same above if you have Facebook
7. If your on Pinterest , pick some clothing or footwear from our store and pin it with our URL too
8. In 10 words ( and 10 words only ), tell me why WE need to have YOU work with us ( as a company/partner ).
I need all 8 done and sent back to me to evaluate if we can work with you. I get hit up 10x a day by companies like yours and I am looking for someone special to work with, not just another faceless company.
If I don't get back to you, its because Im busy. If you want to lose my business, hounding me daily though after this email will do it. If I never get back to you, its not personal.. its because I am an online marketer and I felt maybe I could do it better then your company based on what I received above in the 8 questions/tasks.
Lets see how you do and how fast you respond. Wow me, surprise me, make me want to have your company come on board please.
Don't out to Matt Fucking Cutts or Rand Asswipe Fishkin please.
