Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga bunga? If you choose bunga bunga, you may go free afterwards.".
The first guys thinks, what dumbass choice is this? "I'll of course take the bunga bunga". The tribal leader says, "good". Then a dozen tribal members line up and rape him aggressively from behind.
The tribal leader turns to the second guy and gives him the choice: death or bunga bunga. The second guy thinks, hmm, that bunga bunga thing is pretty brutal. But death is permanent, "I'll take the bunga bunga". Tribal leader says, "good", and a hundred tribesmen line up and to rape the second guy.
The tribal leader gives the choice to the third captive. This guy thinks to himself, I'd never allow a man to fuck me - even to save my life. So he proudly announces "I choose death!". The tribal leader responds "okay... death by bunga bunga."
