Fired From 2 Affiliate Manager Jobs in 12 Weeks!

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GetMeOutsHere

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What the fuck is up with that? Just because I was Del.ic.ious-marking all their shit. Fired after THREE days. Next job fired after 11 weeks cuz my "sales" weren't up enough. FUCK YOU. Was working til 8 EVERYNIGHT. Sat. included.

SUCK MY COCK.

I Just bought Craigslist Ad Genius, xRumer, and Owntube for a total of $3,300 with their fucking corporate money.

Learned on a Teletype in 1978, then graduated to a Comkordore 64, climbed out the window and used to connect to the neighbors phone line for LD.

Fianlly found Wicked Fire and Jon.. Thank God.....
 


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I would make a standard smart ass comment but I iz scared :)

I will say this -- assuming your working for single sites instead of a network. Lot's of single sites hire "affiliate managers" with high hopes, and no mindset for the reality of it's hard to find and motivate affiliates.

Slow process in other words when they were expecting miracles.
 
GetMeOutsHere said:
Fianlly found Wicked Fire and Jon.. Thank God.....
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How is that going to help you? Frankly if some of us felt like it, you'd have a hard time landing your next job in the same market because your shit would be all up on the front page of google, kind of doubt a manager going to want to hire someone with the tendency of resorting to "Suck My Cock!" at performance issues.

And if you got fired from two separate companies, there *might* be an issue with you and not just them. Ever held a job in the same market prior to these two? Besides, I'd imagine the role is far more competitive than most of your other jobs.
 
kblessinggr said:
How is that going to help you? Frankly if some of us felt like it, you'd have a hard time landing your next job in the same market because your shit would be all up on the front page of google, kind of doubt a manager going to want to hire someone with the tendency of resorting to "Suck My Cock!" at performance issues.

And if you got fired from two separate companies, there *might* be an issue with you and not just them. Ever held a job in the same market prior to these two? Besides, I'd imagine the role is far more competitive than most of your other jobs.
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Watchit Karl or this could be the last thing you see.

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barman said:
I found Jon as well. He is my savior.

Hail Jon the Father.
Hail Dullspace the Holy Spirit.
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He is the self proclaimed fuhrer. Which I find a little weird...you know, the whole Jew thing.

Anyways, who the fuck let Chris DeSouza back on a computer?
 
erect said:
No you wouldn't, you'd have Huey Lewis & the News stuck in your head for all of eternity.
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That's not even funny. It happened to me once for like 2 days straight b/c of some assholes I used to work with. They used to sing "Power of Love" at random times to get it stuck in my head just to be cocks, b/c they knew it would piss me off. They're all dead now.
 
erect said:
No you wouldn't, you'd have Huey Lewis & the News stuck in your head for all of eternity.
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Good thing I'm near profound deaf then, I'd imagine spiritually that might pass with me :D

You wana know what would be worse than that in your head? screaming babies for all eternity and you can't do shit about it. Like having insomnia in a box too short to stand up in and too narrow to lay down, and just have all the crying echoing, pounding, intensifying at every minute and you just can't drone it out.

So being whacked into pieces by some serial killer... that would be exciting by comparison.
 
nvanprooyen said:
That's not even funny. It happened to me once for like 2 days straight b/c of some assholes I used to work with. They used to sing "Power of Love" at random times to get it stuck in my head just to be cocks, b/c they knew it would piss me off. They're all dead now.
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Did I seriously just use my 1000th post talking about Huey Lewis? FUCK.
 
I'm thinking about starting a thread called "Congrats to nvanprooyen on his 1000th post!"

...and posting pics of huey lewis album covers instead of boobs.
 
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