Eye in the vagina

[medicalhumor]

One winter night, Dr. Melissa Barton was the attending physician in the emergency department of the Detroit Medical Center. Making her rounds, she picked up a chart for a new patient and read the woman's chief complaint: "eye in the vagina."
The patient told Barton she had been expecting a fight with some neighbors outside her house. Wearing only a sweatshirt and spandex pants, she needed somewhere to stow her prosthetic eye for safe-keeping.
"Those things are pretty expensive and hard to replace," Barton said. "So that's where it went, along with her driver's license."
Unfortunately, it got stuck.
Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum.
"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said.

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To infinity and beyond!


When my wife was in med school, she did a rotation in the ER of a Brooklyn hospital and said a guy came in with a large candle stuck in his ass. Apparently it was his birthday and he and his wife were celebrating.

 

[dtea206]

Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum.
"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said.

That is hilarious.

 

[mattseh]

A friend is a radiologist and told me this story:

"A guy came into A&E (ER for Americans), with a tomato ketchup bottle up his arse. Claimed he'd been locked out after going grocery shopping, so had to climb in through a window,and had fallen on his shopping. Was almost believable, except for the condom covering the bottle."

 

[dmnEPC]

My sister in law works in an er and had a woman come in with what was thought to be a yeast infection. Turned out that she had shoved raw tuna fish in her vag and couldnt clean it all out and wound up with maggots in her snatch

 

[SirKonstantine]

My sister in law works in an er and had a woman come in with what was thought to be a yeast infection. Turned out that she had shoved raw tuna fish in her vag and couldnt clean it all out and wound up with maggots in her snatch

OMFG

**THROWS UP***

 

[miamor]

I lost it at the totem of barbie doll heads