Enigmabomb is baller.



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There was no onion dip at that party. So unfortunately I have to deem it peasantry.

Edit: Also, anyone saying sausage fest wasn't at the party. Kthx.
 
some day I hope to be successful enough in life to attend such parties, and gallivant around boisterously with fine alcohol in one hand and the genitals of another in the other.
 
dreamache said:
some day I hope to be successful enough in life to attend such parties, and gallivant around boisterously with fine alcohol in one hand and the genitals of another in the other.
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Two in the pink and one in the stink, or...?
 
Enigmabomb said:
Edit: Also, anyone saying sausage fest wasn't at the party. Kthx.
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I was not at the party.

But let's look at the evidence.

We see dudes huddled. We hear the nervous laughter of men. And the star of the clip looks into the camera to cheer his own online persona.

I'm not even sure this flaccid fiesta was good enough a time to qualify as a sausage fest.

But you're cute so I'll take your word over the video proof. Kthxbi.
 
It was a bud light. I'm not saying it wasnt a sausage fest. It absolutely was. The best gay clubs in NYC couldn't stack up. I'm saying everyone saying it was wasn't there. I gotta stop posting when first waking up. I hope to party with all your sausage festy faces at ASW this year.
 
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